Danny Honeyball

[HelenC]

Its a long story C.Hart. Someone came on here a while ago raving about Wilmot's bottom.

 

The things people say and do!!

 

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[MK James]

 

For the ladies benefit...

 

This week Daniel remembered to bring both crutches & was clean shaven...

[HelenC]

eh?

 

[MK James]

 

Well I thought it made sense- perhaps you prefer stubble. Expensive Nike trainers by the way. (+ cheap club tracksuit)

 

 

[Claire!]

Arr Bless, well i'm well chuffed because if he stays at Enfield, i may well get to see Danny again next season!!! Yey!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Have you seen where Enfield are in the league, Claire? It's highly unlikely!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[GHA EFM]

How come no-one else is as excited about possibly seeing Danny Honeyball again next season? Not much to get worked up about perhaps?

[MK James]

I hate to disappoint you C (Carol/Chris/Claire?) but I don't think we'll be playing you next season! But I can keep you up to date with a weekly 'Honeyballwatch'...

 

He didn't do any chatting up in the bar this week you'll be pleased to hear.

[GHA EFM]

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He didn't do any chatting up in the bar this week you'll be pleased to hear.

I've heard three reasons as to why that is.

1). He's gay

2). He's married

3). He's got high standards

[Colin Zeal EFM]

4). He's still deeply in love with C.Hart <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[GHA EFM]

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4). He's still haunted by C.Hart <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Bit harsh, Zeal, but I see where you're coming from.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

5. He's a typical non-league player with no personality - but whoes favorite program is only fools and horses, favorite food - Chinese, favorite drink - lager, favorite music - R&B....

[MK James]

 

Just for C.Hart

 

This week Dan was at his coolest, sporting faded designer jeans, white loafers, a beige zip up cardy and very expensive sunglasses. And he was forced to limp quickly over the pitch to the dugout when everybody was waiting on him for the 2nd. half to start.

 

Unfortunately your chances of seeing him next season are now virtually zero ( unless you want to switch allegiances of course!)

[GHA EFM]

Isn't he married? Or got a girlfriend, at least?

[MK James]

 

I dunno- none of the players ever bring their missuses to the game.

[Claire!]

Well thanks for the Danny watch MKJames! When you see him at the next game, say that i say hi! He'll remember who i am if you say that i was the weird girl that declared her drunken undying love for him on the coach on the way back from the Aldershot away game last season! Oh, and tell him that he must come back to City to visit as he never did what he promised me on the last game of the season!!

 

P.S It's Claire (by the way)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Oh, and tell him that he must come back to City to visit as he never did what he promised me on the last game of the season!!

Oh yeah! What's that then (and will it earn him £20 <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )

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P.S It's Claire (by the way)

That’s CZ’s chat up line

[GHA EFM]

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P.S It's Claire (by the way)

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That’s CZ’s chat up line

So what does the Z stand for?

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Poor Danny. Such a shy chap. Unwanted attention, one thinks.

How many non-league footballer fan clubs are there? I thought that was reserved for Westlife etc, and are composed of girls still at school?

[MK James]

 

Minus crutches..., looked kinda like a footballer yesterday, had to leave early, don't know if he made the bar or not...

[Laz]

What was the score?