Who Let The Mouse Out?

[The Great Eckscape]

I was sat watching Celtic v Liverpool in the clubhouse Thursday night when I spotted something run across the floor. Convinced that I had one Strongbow too many, I dismissed this as a figment of my imagination. However, 5 minutes later I saw it again. I asked anyone else if they saw it when I found out it was a mouse, and everyone else seemed to know about it! Apparently there are three of them (not blind ones though), and they come out every Thursday night. Gavin Cowan seemed amazed by this, and was trying to coax it out from underneath the pool table with bits of cheese. Should the club consider charging entry on Thursdays to see the mouse? I would willingly have sold both of my kidneys in order to pay any fee set.

[cangull]

If you run the video of 'The Green Mile', Leave cheese and few biscuits out and you get a packed bar, some have their own cotton reels and have grey hair too!

[Matt H]

But you don't get Michael Clarke Duncan to revive the mouse once it's been trodden on by Gregors making his way to the bar with his drinking buddy Rudi behind him!!

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cangull]

Agree, but Benno being the christian that he is might like to take that part. Who in the ranks would be best for the part Tom Hanks played?

[Matt H]

Well he couldn't p*ss properly in that film until MCD gave him his 'magic touch' so your guess is as good as mine!!!

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cangull]

Well if R Cherry was still here(god forbid) he would suit, he liked a bit of the 'magic touch' so I was told!

Taking it further what about the orrible little runt with the dry sponge, am sure a ref or linesman could be nominated?

 

[Matt H]

You mean Percy? Yeah sadistic little git he was!! Name whatever Ref you want for him!! What about 'Wild Bill'?

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cangull]

Am sure a few foul mouthed rival supporters that have been on here can fullfil that roll! I would have loved to have washed some of them down with a fire hose.

[Matt H]

Yeah, but only if they p*issed up your leg first.

 

However I wouldn't mind offering them an (innocent) drink that knocks them straight out!! I'm sure we can lace the alcohol in the bar with something.

 

A bit off topic, but I saw the video case for a film the other day and I had to do a double-take. I swear Lee Protheroe was on it but when I looked again it was Kevin Spacey! Proths has a look of Kevin to him and if he ends up like he does in Se7en or American Beauty, I'd have to cut my sponsorship short!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Matt CIFC <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cangull]

Be Careful, if they find out your sponsering film stars they may cut your student loan, then you would have walk too and back from uni.

Got to ruffle some black & white feathers today, come on the yellows..

[YELLOW]

Yeah but at least he gets to get off with Mena Suvari, lucky bloke!! Always knew Prothers was a bit of a dark horse!