get in there, not 'arf

[The Agent]

rite then, the ebbsfleet scam 'as got me and me mates from eppin' at it and weesall gonna take over an essex club, now yous lot seems to be needing a will brooks type to get yous all at it again and back on the road to glory, well i'm yur man, 'arry the agent is at yur disposal, i, sorry our, noo con-sortium, 'ave set up a noo webythingy called www.gissustheloot.com an' yous can all subscribe, wees will only grab a fiver a mug, sorry member, an' the dosh will rush in, not arf, loadsa players as well from estern urope and moldovia, cheap an' all at 10 grand a go, trust me, i am the agent, the players friend, not arf, get in there.

[Bitch]

Dear Agent

 

Can you please consider mugging Margate instead? They are causing more noise than Ebbsfleet today and will welcome a multidisciplinary board

 

I want my box back

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

BUNDLE!!

[and1inthetree]

the agent looks a spitting image of coup imo.

 

but sober.

[Eastside Urchin]

do the [****!!****]