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Originally Posted By: wobbly Wayne II
we have the only known sniper toilets in the blue square premier.


OK, I'll bite. What in the blue (red) hell is a sniper toilet?

Originally Posted By: wobbly Wayne II
we have fans that collect the facial hair of our players.


That is devotion. A little weird, but devotion, nonetheless...
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OK, I'll bite. What in the blue (red) hell is a sniper toilet?



Picture if you will one of those pillboxes that dotted the Normandy coastline in 1944 with nothing but machine-gun slits. Now elongate it, paint it red and white (just the once, don't ever repaint it) and then slap it in a football ground. Then instead of German soldiers, put inside lots of non-league football fans half-cut on cider and get them to relieve themselves while staring out of the sniper holes.

Hope that was evocative enough cos it's the God-honest truth!
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OK, I'll bite. What in the blue (red) hell is a sniper toilet?


Picture if you will one of those pillboxes that dotted the Normandy coastline in 1944 with nothing but machine-gun slits. Now elongate it, paint it red and white (just the once, don't ever repaint it) and then slap it in a football ground. Then instead of German soldiers, put inside lots of non-league football fans half-cut on cider and get them to relieve themselves while staring out of the sniper holes.

Hope that was evocative enough cos it's the God-honest truth!


Wow, that's a picture I can help but laugh over... The ability to watch the match while pissing...

Damn, that's brilliantly funny...
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Wow, that's a picture I can help but laugh over... The ability to watch the match while pissing...

Errr , you can't actually see the pitch from there , you just get to piss somewhere you probably don't wanna ...


My mistake. From the picture in Cheeky Trevor T's avatar and the description, I assumed (wrongly) that that is what it helped...

But I will take your word for it (until I get a chance to see it myself)...
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