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"Jenko" news flash.....................

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.... An ex ESL coach has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having bored his former players to death, press reports said.

 

The 34-year-old Ex coach, identified as "jenko" aka THE TEA BOY from Sarf London, fell on bad fortune 5 years ago after killing the beautiful game.

 

A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk.

 

Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the game he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.

 

After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Jenko managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged wedding in front of canine and elders of battersea dogs home on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.

 

The canine bride, named Silver Spoon, was adorned in a eton manor kit and flowers and brought to the church by a local vet heavily sedated. A priest conducted the ceremony.

 

The reports, however, said Silver spoon the dog attempted to make a run for it -- apparently due to the state of her inteded -- but was eventually tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.

 

"The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said.

 

Fekin yeah right he does grin

 

 

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