No Smoking

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Apparently it's National No-Smoking Day today!!

 

And I've managed to go all day without one so far!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[MK James]

 

Me too!

[Laz]

Is there are No Drinking Day?

 

That may prove more of a challenge methinks.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

My No-Drinking Day was last Sunday!!

 

 

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[FleetFanatic]

Well that was to the point.

 

Give up the ciggies lads.....

 

.....nothing worse than an ex-smoker I have been told!

[Rob_the_Saint]

These nicotine withdrawal symptoms are a terrible thing!

 

When's No Internet day?

[Laz]

Zealster, I did manage a Cider or two last Sunday.

 

When's our next Saturday home game? Are you up for a drink or two?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Sutton on the 22nd. It's a distinct possibility!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Bald_Eagle]

Well I've had at least 10 fags today and feel ok. These people who organize such days should just leave me alone! If I'm stupid enough to choose to smoke then thats up to me, not them, nor their 'day'.

 

With this in mind and me feeling the need for retaliation, I am going to arrange a smoking day, possibly October the 17th for all non smokers to throw caution to the wind and try it, try the one thing they all enjoy hasseling people about...I shall market it mainly towards schools, churches and Antenatal classes/clinics nationwide. Maybe with the slogan 'Go on Give it a go, you know you want to be cool'

 

Probably..

[GHA EFM]

I haven't had a single one today.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I don't think I even passive smoked!

[Laz]

Smoking is good for you; I don't know why more people don't.

[FleetFanatic]

More tongue in cheek humour from Laz.....

[Laz]

I was serious, SD.

[CANV EFM]

the way so called 'experts' change their mind regularly on pretty much everything, its only a matter of time before we are encouraged to smoke asbestos roll ups, whilst dining on a slice of medium rare mad cows brain

[FleetFanatic]

Did you know that drinking water is bad for you?

[Northern Monkey]

It is in Camelford

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

Did you know that drinking water is bad for you?

Too true. I never drink water. Sounds far too risky to me.

Look, they say if have a beer or two, you should drink a pint of water before you go to bed to prevent a hangover. (yeah like you can remember that stuff).

So water must have at least the same stuff that alcohol has in it, only negative, like anti-matter, right?

Dead risky. I call for an enquiry.

[Bald_Eagle]

Talking of beer, I heard that some wacko scientist in the US has found female genes in lager.....To test out this theory he gave 100 men of different sizes and ages 10 pints of Budweiser each and low and behold, they all started talking $h1t and none of them could drive properly.