Exciting Jobs ???

[Big J R]

Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days.

 

The other gents nodded and agreed that that, indeed, would have been exciting.

 

The second, a retired fireman, related the tale of a huge fire at the

university several years back. There were flames, fire engines from several area fire departments, but the most exciting part were the naked coeds jumping from their dorm windows into his arms. The others gents agreed that had to be a very exciting time.

 

The third guy started, "I was an undertaker. One night I got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room. When I got there, the guy had a huge erection. I knew there was no way I could

get him through the lobby like that. So I found an old broom and whacked that big erection just as hard as I could to make it go down."

 

He paused. The retired fireman asked, "So, how was that exciting?"

 

The undertaker answered, "Well, you see, I was in the wrong f***ing room."