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lesbos

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what the fecks going on? have you heard the fecking noise outside? im sitting here in my caravan in Basildon and i cant even hear the shipping forecast on radio 4,dont these feckers realise fireworks are banned? it sounds like beirut at closing time.anyway allow me to get to my point,most of you stupid sluts have probably never heard of ron handley, as it happens hes your assistant manager and tonight i intend to offer him his old job back.Basildon united are currently without a manager and are a club in crisis,Ron i know your reading this,come home son.Basildon is a massive club and the Basildon district now has a population of over 800,000 people and has put in a bid to become 'european city of culture 2017', ron we are a sleeping giant and ive got some revolutionary ideas to put us back on the map.i speak on behalf of the basildon board when i say 'ron the jobs yours'.

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Ha Ha Ha, you mischievious ol' fart. grin

 

I know Ron Hanley, used to love playing against his Ford Basildon sides, always great banter!!!

 

Expect to see white smoke eminating from Gardiners Close this Thursday.

 

 

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All I can say is I've made the short list.... Cos I'm short!

 

Apparently my one season tenure as Bowers & Pitsea's U18s manager and two seasons in charge of Belgrade FC of the Vange & District Sunday League have put me in with a good shout! grin

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the internet is full of hardcore porn and handy tips on how to make explosives but it does have its downside,thats right im referring to hookey's posts,ban this sh!t stirrer now, hes posts are just based on rumours and scandal and hes not even an urchins fan.im not in favour of censorship but hookey must be deleted.

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Originally Posted By: richard193
the internet is full of hardcore porn and handy tips on how to make explosives but it does have its downside,thats right im referring to hookey's posts,ban this sh!t stirrer now, hes posts are just based on rumours and scandal and hes not even an urchins fan.im not in favour of censorship but hookey must be deleted.


Harsh but fair!!! grinarse
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Come to think of it, to be banished/barred from the Urchins Forum would be a tremendous honour as I don't believe they've ever barred anyone from their forum before. This is because they are the foremost champions of free speech.....

 

Added to which Nette loves me!!! Hi Nette bisou

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