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Uncle Urchin

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cantos,diz,you're fine young fellows and one match this season im going to come back to see the urchins and i will buy you feckers half a pint of carlsberg with a couple of straws and give you both many blessings, of course i will pass on much wisdom but dont try to walk in my shoes until you young feckers have real experience in life.

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Richard, tell me, do these voices in your head coincide with you listening to your iPod?

 

I get them too, my voice sounds remarkably like Katie Melua, maybe I'm actually hearing Mary Magdalene. A girl at work swears she's her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great................ great great great great granddaughter.

 

Dan Brown has a lot to answer for!!!

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Why you've changed ya tune about me richard??

I'll be glad to share half a glass with you, on you're next visit. We could talk about all the problems in our beloved game at the moment.

I'm having night in tonight, I'm looking after the family canine, what with all these fireworks about. Do these ignorant people not know it's not the 5th yet.

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diz god bless you son,you're an animal lover,the kingdom of heaven awaits you.these fireworks are playing havoc with my nerves but thankfully ive got faith in the man upstairs,thats right god almighty and the half of bottle of johnny walkers ive drunk helps to put my mind at rest as well.gentleman you are going to have to forgive me now but ive got to leave you to go and meet my cousin mick whos waiting for me in the 'hole in the wall' club in basildon,many blessings my son.

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the only reason he will be in footie is because he wants to and people wont know him, never go any higher, they wont tolerate it it. prick is too kind, never a senior man in a million.........shame cos game needs people but not him...misguided blinkered dick head who could take passion to another level.. but what do I know.......

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Originally Posted By: abbeynut
the only reason he will be in footie is because he wants to and people wont know him, never go any higher, they wont tolerate it it. prick is too kind, never a senior man in a million.........shame cos game needs people but not him...misguided blinkered dick head who could take passion to another level.. but what do I know.......


he speaks most highly of you.... grin
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I swear by it, not for sex you understand, it stops me rolling out of bed at night!!!

 

Have you tried those Viagra eyedrops?

 

 

 

 

They make you look hard! laugh

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