New Basildon Manager

[Keepers]

Maybe someone who isn't expected to get it will?

[smallsy]

ive heard clapton manager woodsy is in for it and a former heybridge goalkeeper james pullen. apologies to woodsy if that is not the case just what i heard. to be fair has done a great job so far at clapton so any speculation should be taken as a compliment.

[JP21]

James Pullen? Ex Ipswich?

 

Been about.

[Chopper]

Pullan is playing at Eastleigh.

[smallsy]

thats him JP

 

 

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: Silencer

Hmmm....Dave Kreyling??

Current ESL Manager, surely a local one! Coachie is the only one I could imagine!

Boris is happy at Southend Manor! Doyley likewise at Bowers! Cant see Scopesy getting the same Mega budget at Basildon!

I don't apply for jobs like that,they call me.I'm more than happy at Hullbridge and on a mission to shut a few people up.

[Jerry No.14]

That is a Mission Impossible and you ain't Tom Cuise you ugly Albanian!!

[coach et 64]

here your badges!you fecking [****!!****]..they are only good to lose to your mates from mauritius!

[Jerry No.14]

My Badges are like the Matrix in Transformers. You Coachie are Ultra Magnus and i am Rodimus Prime. Sorry i forgot to tell you that, you never had it in you to Unlock their true potential!!

 

I buy them back for a fiver!!!

 

LOL

[coach et 64]

you can have them back for feck all!

[Jerry No.14]

Well i would offer my services to Hullbridge in an advisory role, but i wouldn't want to undermine your authority like wot happened to Jose Moaniho!!

 

LOL

[coach et 64]

when can you start?we need to set up a scouting network in some London slums.That's where the best players come from.They have pace,strength,skills and more important desire and anger.Watching opposition is another requirement for the job:in exchange we can sort out all your immigration papers and give you a new identity..

[Jerry No.14]

I was born and bred in Birmingham. I unlike you and your Albanian brethren did not enter this country in the back of an Eddie Stobart Lorry.

 

Yes a scouting network is a must, i have coached in every postcode in Greater London. The kids love me and the mothers want to suck me off, we cant lose Coachie!!

 

LOL

[smallsy]

jerry stop ruining every decent thread with your constant talking about yourself. its boring. now go away you silly silly man.

[Jerry No.14]

LOL

 

Oooh i cant help it if you aint as interesting as me!!

 

Should we talk about words such as Lem or Kwango??

 

If you read it properly he started this particular line of questioning.

[coach et 64]

ha ha!I entered this country "driving" one of those eddie stobart lorries,one named Cicciolina(italian pornostar elected as MP).Deal done mate and i need a winger that can cross the ball as well.

[Jerry No.14]

I can not continue this conversation as it contravenes Smallsy's Forum Law!!!

 

 

[smallsy]

jerry... ssh

[Jerry No.14]

LOL

 

Smallsy, get off your high horse!!

 

On second thoughts mate, don't it's a long way to fall!!

 

 

[smallsy]

thats not a nice way to speak about your mum mate. she is slightly horse-like but never the less...