Crowd chants aimed at you

[coupwotcoup]

Shame there was no crossbar to swing on either..

[coupwotcoup]

We must have ripped loads of players off ten years ago or so. I remember at Bowers many moons ago and the ball had gone out and one of the Wooley bros (Andy I think) said something and Danny Humphries said something to the tune of: "The last time I saw a body like that it was being milked". Wooley collapsed in a heap, held his hands up and said he had been done like a kipper.

Who was the Southend Manor defender from a few years back who had the Dennis Healy eyebrows? He got plenty of stick..

[Hookey]

I was playing at Canvey against Canvey Island vets about 10 years ago (yes I am that old), I went to take a throw-in and as I backed up against the touchline wall, one of Kingy's henchmen leaned over the wall and screamed in my ear "You f**king lesbian c**t".... I nearly sh1t myself!!!!!

 

Kingy was playing and was in the centre circle, I thought he was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so much!!!

[coupwotcoup]

So that's why you forced me to strap-on in your car...

[Hookey]

It was the strangest thing I've ever been called!!!