Never question a Drunk!

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A workmate of my wife was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

 

A four pint carton of milk,

A carton of eggs,

A litre of orange juice,

A head of iceberg lettuce,

A Jar of coffee, and

A 1 lb. pack of bacon.

 

As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt

to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as

she placed the items in front of the cashier.

 

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,

the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but

was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she

was indeed single. Looking at the six items on the belt

she saw nothing particularly unusual about her

selections that could have tipped off the drunk

to her marital status.

 

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,

you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on

earth did you know that?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

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