player sightings

[lesbos]

do any of you urchins remember the excellent website i used to run in the late eighties,thats right it was called 'player sightings' and it was a site where non league fans could post sightings of various players they had seen off the pitch, the website was most popular and attracted over 7,000 visitors in the first year which still remains an internet record.well i cant be bothered to resurrect the old site so i thought i would post a few recent 'sightings' on here,SEPTEMBER 23rd,'saw billericay town centre forward joe flack in tesco's in pitsea, the tight fecker was buying all tesco own brand products he also bought many 'buy one get one free items' i know for a fact that steve kent pays his players well at new lodge but you certainly wouldnt know it from mr. flacks shopping basket,tight arsed fecker.SEPTEMBER 30th,i spotted Hornchurch's keeper Dale Brightly walking through Basildon town centre wearing a tatty pair of track suit bottoms and a primark t-shirt,dont these fecking players realise that they are role models for millions of young kids, mind you hes girlfriend was a scruffy cow as well,no offence meant'.OCTOBER 10th,' i went to my weekly AA meeting and who the f'uck walks in? thats right Grays manager justin edinburgh,it turns out hes been hitting the bottle ever since the fans gave him abuse at tottenham,at one point he was almost crying i just sat there smirking'.Right theres a few of my recent sightings why dont you urchins tell me about players you've 'sighted' recently.

[cantos]

I wondered what was missing in my life.

[MCP]

You came to the right place then cantos

[Hookey]

Website in the late 80s?????

 

It was still all DOS scripts then, I don't think GUI and Java had been invented yet.... had it?

[MCP]

I think it was a website in his head

[lesbos]

yes it was in the late eighties, i dont say too much but i know the bloke who runs the internet and i could have this site shut down in 5 minutes.

[MCP]

you know the bloke that runs the internet excellent he must be a very busy man

[cantos]

I like Richard....He's bonkers!

[lesbos]

yes i know the bloke who runs the internet hes called mick and he drinks in the railway in pitsea and yes MCP{if that is your real name which i somewhat doubt?},yes micks a busy man as he works for the council with my uncle frank.but hes a quiet modest kind of bloke unlike some of the mouthy gits you get on here,most of you feckers think your 'jack the lads' but you aint got no real experience of life,you young feckers want to go out for a drink with me and my uncle frank down stanford working mens club then you might actually learn something about life,you think you know it all,you know feck all.

[cantos]

I think he is right MCP.I have checked and Mick does run the internet.

[YELLOW]

I saw Canvey skipper Craig Davidson in Canvey Sainsburys on Friday evening. Does that count?

[cantos]

That is interesting.

 

I wish we had a website where we could read about other such sightings.

[lesbos]

good sighting YELLOW, i spotted former gull john keeling with his wife in asda's a couple of weeks back i followed them for 10 minutes or so until his missus notified security,miserable bitch!

[cantos]

I saw the whole of the Hornchurch first team playing football on a pitch in Upminster Bridge.

[Uncle Urchin]

not this season you didn't...

[cantos]

Good point UNC.

[Hookey]

Quote:

Richard 123 Said.. he's called mick and he drinks in the railway in pitsea

 

Yeah but he doesn't drink in the Railway Pitsea, it shut down over a year ago.

 

Unless he means he's a wino who drinks out of a bottle on Platform 2 at Pitsea Railway station.

[cantos]

Interesting.

 

I am getting the impression that our friend Richard is having us over.Which is a shame as he seemed so believeable.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

had me for a min there!

[cantos]

He is such a tinker.