Three Little Pigs !!

[Big J R]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came over to their table to take their drink order.

 

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

 

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

 

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

 

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

 

"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.

 

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE me for this....

 

 

 

 

Hold on to your seat.

 

 

 

 

At the risk of never receiving another joke........

 

 

 

 

The third piggie says -

 

 

 

"Well !! Somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home !"

 

 

[Wilf]

Oh dear..........

 

Did you hear about the youngest of the little pigs who went up to the farmer and asked him for straw with which to build his house and protect him against the big bad wolf?

 

The farmer looked down at him and said "F**k me, a talking pig!"

[Wilf]

Sorry. When I wrote this, I hadn't read the other thread with the "Chicken Little" thing!

 

Coincidence, or mere telepathy??? Spooky.

[FleetFanatic]

What worries me even more is the news that a school has banned '3 little pigs' in case it offends muslims.

 

Without stirring up any racism.....

.....all I can say is, if you are offended then you are in the wrong country.

[The Invisible Man]

...or policemen?