More goings on down at New Lodge?

[Little Miss Urchin]

At a place where if something could happen it generally seems to, I was shocked and flabberghasted when I last visited Billericay Town's ground.

 

It started off well with a cosy pub feel to the bar but soon deteriated when I was told they didn't have any cider. In my digust I went outside...

 

There I was, walking through their newly laid out double pitch ground by the sea (albethem undersized, overgrown and unmarked) when I accidentally stumbled into the players' dressingroom and what a sight before me! Yes, all the players were wearing women's clothing - high heels, the works!!

 

'What on earth was going on?' I asked myself, in between studying the players physique. 'Have things really come to this?'

 

I then bumped into an equally concerned Urchinette (well I say it was Urchinette, her appearance was different and she had ginger hair but I ignored those 'minor' discrepancies) who tried to be reassuring.

 

So what was happening last night?

 

 

Ps. Love the satin dressing gown Town Cryer.

[Brightside Bloke]

And here was me thinking that the Pink & Fluffy night was in the Chequers.