****DEADLY VIRUS ALERT****REUTERS 16.31GMT

[Uncle Urchin]

Reports are coming through that a deadly virus has been established in the town of Romford.....

 

medical experts report that several townsfolk have been rushed to intensive care suffering from MUNCHINGHEAUSENS DESEASE.....

 

a rare type of bileous viral worm caused by the glutinous digestion of forum posts.....

 

At the moment several victims are undergoing emergency operations to remove numerous forum posts from their gullets...

 

A medical spokesman said..

 

'this is a very rare type of virus not seen in this town since Brooklands closed, although we did have an alert after the Urchins won the ESL treble, our staff are working around the clock to deal with the epidemic and are of course not being paid for their efforts'

 

Police are seeking a homeless jobless gateman who is thought to be the carrier of the deadly desease and was last seen outside Bridge Avenue devouring 120 reams of forum posts.....anyone identifying this man is asked to report his whereabouts to the authorities and NOT to confront him as he is believed to be dangerous....

 

a medical spokesman said...

 

'the carriers of this virus suffer from delusionary and bileous thoughts aimed at innocent people, burning crosses and effigies of referees hanging from trees could be a clue to this virus carriers identity'

 

****ENDS****REUTERS****16.49GMT

[youngngifted]

similar to the virus in hornchurch

when the previous sugar daddy imploded

[MCP]

Unc are you on some kind of mediacation?

[Serious Sid]

Originally Posted By: MCP

Unc are you on some kind of mediacation?

Yes he certainly is on "mediacation". Radio Urchins will soon hit the virtual airwaves with Unc and Jonboy at the helm

[Eastside Urchin]

Originally Posted By: youngngifted

similar to the virus in hornchurch
when the previous sugar daddy imploded

Er,that was poor banter,have another go