Favourite Ever Slough Town Song/Chant

[richierebel]

Just heard Grays mentioned on the tv and it got me thinking of a song the Slough Fans used to sing which went along the lines of Grays as bad as hayes boring the crowd are snoring oooo aahh where`s the bar?! i don`t know why but that always brought a smile to my face! So i tried thinking of other songs we used to sing! Lloyd Owusu is Brazilian, Lloyd Owusu worth £10million! Go West to the Wexham Park! I also love the spelling out of slough town with the "wubbleyou"! Brazil of the Conference! Any more classic songs we used to sing?

[Martin]

From that same era we also had Hercules my lord and the Corey Browne song which were catchy.

 

Did we ever used to sing the que sera song about Wycombe or is that just false memory?

[michaelSTFC]

I seem to remember the somewhat mulleted Gary Abbott being lauded with "Gary Abbott, Apache Warrior!" as he ran rings around moneybags Rushden & Diamonds with a deserved hat-trick.

 

Not a song, but I always loved Nigel's weekly cry to each visiting goalkeeper: "Oi, keeper! Tell your missus I want my slippers back!"

[GarySTFC]

Nigel Furmage, Nigel Furmage, Nigel wants his slipppers back... (From the Wlmbley 73 tape!)

[Martin]

Thanks for reminding me of the apache warrior one Michael that was dead good. Happy days. Large crowds, good team, home stadium and funny songs.

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Leoooooo Leooooooo, Even i could remember that one.

[DorneyRebel]

"Disgrace to the game! (and your Mrs"

 

Whatever happened to Nigel?

[Martin]

Moved to Nottingham, did come to a few games at Slag Meadow.

[Guest Anonymous]

we hate wycombe wanderers, we hate dagenham too, we hate sutton united but slough town we love you

[m&e]

Originally Posted By: richierebel

Just heard Grays mentioned on the tv and it got me thinking of a song the Slough Fans used to sing which went along the lines of Grays as bad as hayes boring the crowd are snoring oooo aahh where`s the bar?! i don`t know why but that always brought a smile to my face! So i tried thinking of other songs we used to sing! Lloyd Owusu is Brazilian, Lloyd Owusu worth £10million! Go West to the Wexham Park! I also love the spelling out of slough town with the "wubbleyou"! Brazil of the Conference! Any more classic songs we used to sing?

going down...going down...going down....GOING DOWN





wide eyed and homeless

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground number 1 number 1

He's fat he's queer he takes it up the rear number 1 number 1.

 

And i loved that when we played in the GMVC every team got the old

'Sheep sheep sheep shaggers'

 

I remember fondly playing Merthyr at home and there was a cat on the pitch and as one of the Tydfil player shooed it off, some bright spark shouted.

 

'Leave it alone you sick [****!!****] its a cat not a sheep'

[michaelSTFC]

"Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate.

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble,

Jelly on a plate!"

- first aimed at Woking custodian Laurence Batty and subsequently any remotely portly goalkeepers henceforth.

 

"Oi, keeper! Don't turn around - you'll scare the kids!" See above.

 

Loved when the goalkeepers took it in good spirits and gave some back to Nigel and the rest of the gang.

[michaelSTFC]

I forget who we were playing at Wexham Park, but we were down at the bottom of the league. The visitors (I forget who) were also around down there, fourth from bottom, something like that. Anyway, they took the lead and their fans sang "Going Down, Going Down, Going Down..!" and some bright spark at the Slough end volleyed back "So Are We, So Are We, So Are We!"

[brighton_rebel]

Ah Nigel, he could dish it out but remember Wembley, when the keeper threatened him and he had a hissy fit and said he was going to write to the FA.

If you can't take it, don't dish it out...

[grandad]

Nigel also mouthed off at Chalfont and then did a runner, leaving me and Wayne to face the stares. Going back to original poster, Richie your drunkem "We're not worthy" to Danny Nwkolo(or whatever his name was) takes some beating.

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

A round of 'We're [****!!****] and we know we are' with both us and Worthing singing together was quite amusing.