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*******BREAKING NEWS******REUTERS 11.55GMT

Uncle Urchin

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Reports are coming in that a renegade band of Ramsgate FC supporters calling themselves the sword of rymania have detonated a huge device to seperate Ramsgate Town from the mainland...a spokesperson for the sword of rymania Oberfuerer Sanderson said...

 

'we couldn't face playing the mighty urchins so we have seperated our club from the mainland and will now play in the Zeebruger 2nd division...'

 

The explosion was heard for several miles and residents in Margate were disturbed from their early morning forum browsing by the shock waves...

 

A Ryman League spokesman said

 

'fck 'em anyway, they never play their games on time'

 

***REUTERS*** 11.59GMT

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