where am i today....

[Guest]

....ha ha ha ha that got you're attention dinnnitt....'cor blimey..there i wus in me ol gaff in benidorm an' next minute i'm over 'ere innnni avin' to sip rums an' go sailin' everi day...all this sun is doin me in ha ha ha ha ha....reggae an' calypsoettes all day...bit o' the ol' ganja an all ...ha ha ha ha...anyol'ways...i's spoken to me ol' mate ova 'ere the prime minister an wees all set up a televised session for the pikie game rebs so come on 0-0 it will be....the uncles crystal ball has said so...

 

oi..manuel...mucho mas rummo pronto....oopps sorry thought i was still in spain...gotta go...i'v arranged a game later on...me against a calypsoette under 18 eleven....cor blimey...wheres the ol' viagra then....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

send maxhinio out 'ere to gimme an' and...ha ha ha ha

[BFR]

0-0 seems a little unlikely. We've not had a nil nil all season and only failed to score in three of our 32 fixtures. Still, if it keeps piddling down the match won't go ahead, which is bad news for the Rebels. The pikey boss has just won manager of the month as well. Never mind eh?