Mr Toffee Claret...

[The Town Crier]

 

 

 

...I claim to live on the sunny side of the street, not the posh end of the estate.

 

There its all Feathered Cob's, racing traps and tea out of fine china.

 

I have to make do with Lerchers a white transit and caned beer for breakfast

 

[Localfan]

haha.....good your still keeping your sense of humour TC during your apparant 'crisis'......

 

 

[billericaymicky]

I think you will find the words are Still and During?

Is it really that hard LF????

 

[Rick the Dick]

Who's Elsie?

 

ha ha... nice edit

[The Town Crier]

 

 

 

I thought Toffee's pic was very funny

 

I bet when you joined the police force LF minimum height was still a major requirement?

 

 

 

 

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: billericaymicky/

Is it really that hard LF????

it is for LF who tries very hard to be a forum sophiste whilst actually revealing himself to all as an illiterate buffoon...

[Localfan]

I just want to emulate your own good reputation UU...lol

 

 

Quote:

I bet when you joined the police force LF minimum height was still a major requirement?

 

no TC, just to able to sit in an Office full of Billericay supporters.......... .....and bare it 8 hours a day!!

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: The Town Crier

I bet when you joined the police force LF minimum height was still a major requirement?

good lord...a member of the country's strong blue line abusing members of the public on the internet.......the NOTW must hear about this....

[Rick the Dick]

Do I recall you stating on the Soppybox that you've now retired LF?

 

And by the way, as a 'ricay supporter I'd just like to say that I couldn't bear to be stuck in an office with you baring it for 8 hours; and I'm sure there's a law against it.

 

 

 

[billericaymicky]

Hey TC I have had a great idea! Lets run some BTFC English classes for Local Fan. If we make a small charge we will be able to put it towards our club crisis fund and with the amount of lessons LF needs we should be out of the woods in no time

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: billericaymicky

Hey TC I have had a great idea! Lets run some BTFC English classes for Local Fan. If we make a small charge we will be able to put it towards our club crisis fund and with the amount of lessons LF needs we should be out of the woods in no time

steady BM..you may well need Dr Doolittle and he's expensive...

[Localfan]

Quote:

we should be out of the woods in no time

 

I just love a 'hands up gov'.....so its true!!!!!

 

 

Rik, just spending all my time with a non league football club and getting the appropriate punishment along the way!!!...ahhh well

 

 

 

 

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Localfan

Quote:

we should be out of the woods in no time

I just love a 'hands up gov'.....so its true!!!!!


Rik, just spending all my time with a non league football club and getting the appropriate punishment along the way!!!...ahhh well

another cringeworthy post and edit from our local hero of the thin blue line...I must away to lighter and less transparent transgressions from the romford 4.....

tatty bye...

[billericaymicky]

"Hands up gov"? not me LF I never surrender to the boys in blue!

Unlike Chelmsford City. Still never mind, you might even make the playoff final this year!

[Localfan]

........I hope so!!!!!