Changing a Light Bulb !

[Big J R]

Paws for thought........

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

 

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 

BORDER COLLIE:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

 

DACHSHUND:

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

 

ROTTWEILER:

Make me.

 

BOXER:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

 

LABRADOR:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

 

GERMAN SHEPHERD:

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

TIBETIAN TERRIER:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

POODLE:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

COCKER SPANIEL:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

DOBERMAN:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

 

POINTER:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

 

IRISH WOLFHOUND:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

 

GREYHOUND:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

CHIHUAHUA:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

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CAT:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

 

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE THE STAFF...

[Wilf]

How many Man U fans does it take???

 

Two - one to do the job and another to go home to Surrey and tell all the other fans.