Concord v Hertford

[Sharming Paula]

Well have all you Hertford lads and lasses got ya passports ready then?? Oh and dont forget ya air mask thingy (the pitch is next to the sewerage works after all)

You can also bring ya bucket and spade to go on the beach.

 

So sorry but my loyalties have got to go to Concord (being the other Canvey team).

 

Have a great afternoon and try not to cry to much on the way home

 

May pop down for a quickie before (or after our game).

What time do you plan on getting there Horace??

[Horace]

Coach leaving Hertford at 12 noon. Depends how long they keep us at passport control and whether we get held up (Dick Turpin style) on the way through Estuary Essex.

 

Is Tenerife in the Canvey Islands?

[Sharming Paula]

Hope you're not driving the coach coz the team wont get here until dusk lol

 

Yeah don't forget your currency to get your duty free. You should be here by 1.30 at the latest then (if you aint driving).

 

Might pop down for a quickie before then (please excuse the Canvey shirt though)

[Horace]

Despite the therapy, I still can't discuss sex and football shirts together without terrible images of David Mellor flashing through my brain! Might have been able to cope with it if it was Antonia in the shirt!