Re "We have been banned from Ebbsfleet forum" post

[BOROMAN]

Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr

Basically there is this girl who I know from Basildon called Naomi-Rachel.

Was seeing her for a bit, went out for a few drinks to the Treacle Man. Ended up going for a drive, getting lose trying to find some scary place in Tilbury, pulled over somewhere quiet and knobbed her in the back of my car... Pure filth.

She f*cked off to uni in Bristol, then came back about 3 months ago, and we got talking again.
We arranged to meet up, I told her I was still single. Went out again, few drinks, drove her home. Went round her house, ended up going through it again.

She goes uni with one of my mates, so she found out I had a girlfriend, and through the magical powers of Facebook and Myspace, she found out who she was.

She then decided to send the most amazing email to my girlfriend explaining everything that had happened, and basically how much of a c*nnt I am!

Believe me... The email was so well written it was a joke, and it was so graphic, it seemed like there was no way back for me...

However, Kaiser managed to convince his gf that she is just a psycho trying to get one over me cause she lost out on me!!!

If you want to check out the dirty minx, you can find her on Facebook or MySpace.

Great rack. Great p*ssy. Great blowie. Great f*ck.

But she is an absolute C U N T !!!

WOOP WOOP

That sure beats my original story on this thread!

[smallsy]

i have to say that is naomi she claims promo model etc but she talks in really long words to sound interlectual!!!

 

whether kaiser did the deed and actually went through it remains to be seen however the email she sent to his bird was class. i have also deleted it unfortunately but it made a great read.

 

i commended you kaiser especially for being so public about something you have got away with. i feel bad now for PMing your bird the link to this thread hi rochelle

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahaha thanks pal!

 

Im sure I could talk my way out of that one too!

 

Pure Ledge - you live in Basildon, I thought you might know her?

 

Unless you are an ugly [****!!****] and someone you would only ever dream of getting amongst, you smelly, hairy pikey c*ntlegs gorilla stabber.

[The Pure Ledge]

i try not to look at their faces........ you cumslut

[MCP]

Quality thread after KJ saved it from boroman

[Beachboys]

As if that would feck that short arsed little ferret looking six fingered cuntchops !

[onebreast]

whats with the name change boss ??

[Beachboys]

You will need to Ask Smallsy, Its to do with his little club he mascots at !

[smallsy]

concord = social club???

[Sixy]

concord = the best club!

[Beachboys]

Concord = FOOTBALL

 

bLOWERS = social

 

How did you get on Saturday ??

[smallsy]

boys done ok but harefield were better side in extra time. we went down to 10 as well. the killer goal was a penalty which was blatent penalty to be fair. they had one player who was wearing astro turfs but he was immmense. level 5s ronaldinho. interestingly they are top of spartan and i thought welwyn were a better side who are bottom!

[coupwotcoup]

Astro Turfs???? No wonder he was sh!t...