Re "We have been banned from Ebbsfleet forum" post

[smallsy]

yer kaiser share the story!

[The Pure Ledge]

tell us........ TELL US ! !

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahaha you c unts...

 

Ok here goes...

[Kaiser Jnr]

Basically there is this girl who I know from Basildon called Naomi-Rachel.

 

Was seeing her for a bit, went out for a few drinks to the Treacle Man. Ended up going for a drive, getting lose trying to find some scary place in Tilbury, pulled over somewhere quiet and knobbed her in the back of my car... Pure filth.

 

She f*cked off to uni in Bristol, then came back about 3 months ago, and we got talking again.

We arranged to meet up, I told her I was still single. Went out again, few drinks, drove her home. Went round her house, ended up going through it again.

 

She goes uni with one of my mates, so she found out I had a girlfriend, and through the magical powers of Facebook and Myspace, she found out who she was.

 

She then decided to send the most amazing email to my girlfriend explaining everything that had happened, and basically how much of a c*nnt I am!

 

Believe me... The email was so well written it was a joke, and it was so graphic, it seemed like there was no way back for me...

 

However, Kaiser managed to convince his gf that she is just a psycho trying to get one over me cause she lost out on me!!!

 

If you want to check out the dirty minx, you can find her on Facebook or MySpace.

 

Great rack. Great p*ssy. Great blowie. Great f*ck.

 

But she is an absolute C U N T !!!

 

WOOP WOOP

[onebreast]

Kaiser great work mate and good on your missus for being so gullible. Can we get a copy of the email at all ?

 

All birds = C U N T S

[Hookey]

Mate, Hell hath no fury.......

[Kaiser Jnr]

I think I deleted it from my MySpace account... Im looking for it though!

 

I sent it to Smalldogg, so he may have it!

[and1inthetree]

stick her picture on here kaiser.

[onebreast]

stick her pic on here and a copy of the email son

[The Pure Ledge]

legend ! !

[The Pure Ledge]

wont be booking her in for an xmas nosh then ? ? ? ! !

 

facebook and myspace have really moved the goal posts for cheating on your bird ! ! Dam you facebook !

[Mr Happy]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

aaaarrrrrr quality bite boroman

p.s. big brother is lem

BB is s4it Smallsy! there were no decent t1ts out sessions this year. Now go back a couple of years to the horny Orlaith as she strutted around with those pert titties. That was quality!!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Tell me about it. I have come to this conclusion though.

 

Facebook is for friends. ONLY.

 

MySpace is for pesting birds in private.

 

NEVER disclose your full name. You will get found out. Hahaha.

 

The best birds are the ones that don't care you have a gf. Just as long as they get what they want!

 

Win Win!

 

I can't find that [****!!****] email anywhere... Smallsy might have it!

I will upload some pics in a mo as well...

[Kaiser Jnr]

Not sure how long these will stay up for...

 

So grab them quick!

[Mr Happy]

Where the feck did you get those pics of my missus from??!!

[Big J R]

You wish, Mr H !!

[onebreast]

Kaiser that is great material .

[Jenko]

Kaiser your bird must be a sort to let that one go or she takes it up the sh*tter!

[The Pure Ledge]

as if those are pics of the bird you was knobbing ! !

 

you got them off the internet !

[Kaiser Jnr]

They are her. I promise you mate.

 

Smallsy will confirm this for you... (although im sure he will have some witty remark planned... )