NON LEAGUE TODAY - interview

[smallsy]

you wont believe this but i had a call from some fella at the non league today newspaper yesterday and asked me to do a telephone interview RE their 7 sins section. obviously i was buzzing and gladly obliged and i understand it is going to be published in sundays edition. despite it being based on team mates i have given a few forum regulars a mention so worth a read particulary if you are from burnham and concord!!! and of course the MIGHTY DUCKS (bowers).

 

smallsy = non league celebrity.

 

ring my agent for an appointment.

[compaq7500]

Celeb your having a laugh mate lol.

[smallsy]

compaq those green eyes dont suit you mate. safe to say you never got a mention hahaha

 

 

[smallsy]

p.s. i thought you was nicking JH job ???? hahaha

[Beachboys]

Smallsy = non player !

[Michael Hunt]

Smallsy = next Alan Hansen !!

 

I hope the best looking player ever to play in the ESL got mentioned ?

[MCP]

why would they want to interview you smallsy?

[Beachboys]

Yeh did you mention me ?

[Kaiser Jnr]

He said PLAYED in the ESL. Not pumped ridiculous amounts of money into the ESL!

[Beachboys]

Ive done more games than you, you little arsewipe !

 

If you think thats ridiculous amounts you aint lived [****!!****] !

[smallsy]

boss you are so biggers

[Beachboys]

Suck my skidded fatpants mouse jockey !

[smallsy]

ok rat breath

[Chopper]

Hope i got a mention smalldog!!!

[smallsy]

errr NO lol

[Michael Hunt]

Smallsy, maybe you could do a piece on the 'ESL Abramovich' that is CRFCRuddock ??

 

You can start with the background - how Anthony Smith made his millions by sourcing, refining and producing one of the world's single most profitable commodities.........SPRAY TAN !!

.....and then how the wealth went to his head and he decided to buy an island (Canvey) and spend the rest of his fortune spunking it up the wall on players like Mike Shelley and Dan Trenkel (c unts !)

......and how, over time, his share price has plummeted because he got dragged into a dark underworld of deceipt - secretly using 99% of the world's entire Spray tan on himself in some seedy little backstreet salon !!

 

 

Until finally he sacks Danny (Mourinho) Scopes and replaces him with Eddie Crace ??

 

 

 

 

 

[Chopper]

smallsy= cooooooooooooooooooock

[Beachboys]

I wouldnt wipe my a rse with eddie crace you [****!!****] !

[Michael Hunt]

hahaha thought you would like that !! Get rid of Scopesy all the same........he is a fcking sh1t manager and an even worse player !

[Beachboys]

Ha Ha !