FA Vase protest

[Rhodes]

How come you wouldn't normally go to Brache Sparta v Hoddesdon Town if you didn't have golf that day, don't you ever go to Hoddesdon's away games. How have you been getting on with my balls by the way.

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

How have you been getting on with my balls by the way.

Who wants first dibs at answering that one........?

[eagles1981]

Weren't Rhodes' balls on ebay?

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

How have you been getting on with my balls by the way.

[Rhodes]

I meant any holes in one, hopefully they are bringing you luck

[Sharming Paula]

Come now Johhno, DID you get any holes in one??

Maybe you need extra tuition if you haven't succeeded yet

[Rhodes]

Paula - You would get on well with Jonno, he's a mans man and a good laugh although I think he's attached so there would be no hanky panky

[Sharming Paula]

Well you are attached too but you are always after what evers on offer

[Rhodes]

Yes but can you blame me for that, most men are aren't they, what about Horace.

[Sharming Paula]

What about Horrace?? He isn't attached is he???

 

 

[Rhodes]

Well you should know, I thought he was married

[NeutralFan]

I didn't think Jonno was attached? Only a special relationship with Mrs Palm and her five daughters...

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Well you should know, I thought he was married

I was married.

[Sharming Paula]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Well you should know, I thought he was married

I know lots

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Horace

I was married

Past tense then!

[Sharming Paula]

How do I stand then??

I was married and I am married

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Paula

How do I stand then??
I was married and I am married

Me too.

[Rhodes]

Paula - I'm not married so why did you make such a fuss last year, I didn't question the fact you are married

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Paula - You would get on well with Jonno, he's a mans man and a good laugh although I think he's attached so there would be no hanky panky

Single and lovin it mate, right now. It wouldnt be fair on the rest of the female population if I was to give all of my love to just one woman!

Paula, extra tuition sounds just the ticket as my golf last week, as NF will testify, was rubbish! Snooker, however, I am a genius! Anytime you want me to sink the pink or down the brown, message me and I'll get me cue out!

(Welcome to the Sexual Inuendo sub forum.....)

[Sharming Paula]

Give me ya phone number and address. I'm on my way.

I'll programme it in Tom.

I enjoy snooker too