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A Friday Afternoon Joke...

Kaiser Jnr

By Kaiser Jnr
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Kaiser Jnr

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absolutely dead on here today. Something to lighten the mood! grin

 

 

 

 

A fanatical Chelsea Supporter who is also a prostitute comes up with a special offer..

 

On one side of her inner thigh is a tattoo of John Terry

 

On the other side of her inner thigh is a tattoo of Frank Lampard..

 

So, the deal is, if any punter can guess the two names of the two players, he gets a free service..

 

Punter No 1 comes to visit and is offered the deal...

 

He says..' Dont/Can't identify either player... BUT, I think I know who the player in the middle is..

 

Given he's brown/ black, covered in thick curly black hair and has a pair of full lips - I think it's Shaun Wright Phillips..

 

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Simon Kings right foot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm only slightly sorry about that SK!

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Uncle Urchin

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Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
absolutely dead on here today. Something to lighten the mood! grin




A fanatical Chelsea Supporter who is also a prostitute comes up with a special offer..

On one side of her inner thigh is a tattoo of John Terry

On the other side of her inner thigh is a tattoo of Frank Lampard..

So, the deal is, if any punter can guess the two names of the two players, he gets a free service..

Punter No 1 comes to visit and is offered the deal...

He says..' Dont/Can't identify either player... BUT, I think I know who the player in the middle is..

Given he's brown/ black, covered in thick curly black hair and has a pair of full lips - I think it's Shaun Wright Phillips..


I cannot believe that you posted that racist [****!!****] it should be deleted immediately....
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