Mourinho for ETFC

[waggamick]

What an opportunity! Carpe diem!

Sure, things didn't work out at Chelsea(It was a Russo-Mediterranean thing....opposing temperaments) but I'm confident, given the posts I've read this season, that you blokes would have no trouble handling Jose.

You might have to raise admission prices by a quid or two but I'm sure his presence woul attract more fans...solving the problem raised in a previous thread.

What's the prediction for ETFC this weekend?

Any way of getting my hands on a programme?

[Steph]

You read Weber?

[Hawkeye Pierce]

Anyone with a unlimited bucket of money and loads of player scouts could pick a great team. He has presence and loads of attitude so is charismatic. But to build a great team within a budget now you are talking. I don't think Jose could manage the challenge of a peanuts (by comparison) budget!

 

For the avoidance of doubt Jose Mourinho is not as good as JC! If you want someone with attitude and charisma I'll buy Jim a long grey coat and encourage him not to shave on Saturdays! Will that do?

[waggamick]

Weber?

[Hawkeye Pierce]

I got mailed this new song which I thought was a giggle!

 

I WILL SURVIVE By Martin Jol

First I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side

But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me wrong

Perhaps I'm wrong??, but I'll just have to carry on

and we'll be back, into 5th place

I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space

I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team

If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby

Coun-ty

Go on now go, Bent there's the door

just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore

weren't you the one that cost more than Thierry Henry,

I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,

Oh no cause I, I will survive

As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,

I've got Tainio who is shat, & Huddlestone who's just fat,

but I'll survive I will survive..

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little tart

and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights

And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!

And you see Keane, he hates me too

I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ****ing drew!

And now im scratching my big chin,

why can't I just sell Ledley King?

If I'm gonna save my skin,

I'll need some politics style Spin!!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Jose could never be involved with ETFC as he got a £20 million pay off, and anyone who understands the machinations of ETFC will know that people with money are not welcome! As the club is built on paranoia and Chrematophobia

[Gazza]

Originally Posted By: Southport - TOWNER

........and Chrematophobia

Im sorry to hear that, there are walk in clinics that can treat it, hope you get better soon!

[waggamick]

Chrematophobia...first time I've heard of it but now I think I might have it!

I have this mad urge to give money to bookmakers at every opportunity.

[andyetfc]

Chrematophobia... I have the opposite of this and I don't need treatment nor counselling.

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: waggamick

What an opportunity! Carpe diem!
Sure, things didn't work out at Chelsea(It was a Russo-Mediterranean thing....opposing temperaments) but I'm confident, given the posts I've read this season, that you blokes would have no trouble handling Jose.
You might have to raise admission prices by a quid or two but I'm sure his presence woul attract more fans...solving the problem raised in a previous thread.
What's the prediction for ETFC this weekend?
Any way of getting my hands on a programme?

sadly for ETFC, I think Kenyon has insisted on a year's gardening leave for Mourinho..meaning his next job will be in Spain or Italy...

[Southport - TOWNER]

or Brazil