Tonight.

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Dorking 2-3 Ash United

 

Another home defeat for Chicks in a game most notable for the performance of the dugout side linesman who wanted to be star of the show. Utter clown. Chicks were 2-0 down before they started to play (deja vu) and got it back to 2-2 with 15 minutes to go. Linesman did his best to help Ash directing the ref to send off Dorking's no.9 which was followed (almost inevitably) by Ash's winner. Ash looked a reasonable side but were rocking for a bit at 2-2 until the lino rescued them.

 

Don't think Johnno was the no.6 (too tall!). My guess is he was warming the bench wearing the no.15 sweatshirt??

 

Highlight of the evening, of course, was meeting Big JR

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Other results:

 

Horley 0-2 Guildford

Merstham 5-0 Cobham

Sandhurst 1-3 Chertsey

Wembley 4-0 Bedfont

[johnnojudo]

Dont get me started TRS.... its a bit late at night. I may say something i regret.

 

I WAS wearing the No 15 sweatshirt as it happens - warming the bench as you so well put it. What a cold night aswell.

 

 

All i can say is that in my opinion it was the worst performance by Ash this season by far. Also in my opinion, if Dorking don't improve or get better players then they are very likely to finish bottom by a long way. Not neccesarily relegated as we know how crap this league actually is, but still bottom.

The ref and lino dont suprise me as they've been just as bad all season. Why change now????

 

No game Saturday but if we play Horley on Tuesday as we played tonight - we'll get tonked!!

 

I met Big JR tonight aswell. Nice fella.

 

 

[Gussy]

We beat a very ill-disciplined Badfont side, who finished the game with 8 men, seemed like all they wanted to do was punch us off the ball and lure us into exchanging DEAD banter with them.

 

Poor shouts like (especially from their right back)

"we're all over them"

"They're [****!!****]"

"can't believe we're losing"

"alright he went over the top of the ball but he didn't wanna hurt ya"

"ur [****!!****] mate" (which he said to batesy who set me up for our opening goal and was pulling more strings than their subs were out of their haggered tracksuits)

 

an eventfull evening to say the least, to be honest if they kept their mouths shut they might of had a chance but we still would of bopped it!

[Teflon]

So you met JR, TRS but did you meet me ???

 

Sorry Johnno if I had known you were on the bench I would have said hello, or did I ???

 

Ash were the better side but Dorking got U rattled and you could have lost as they were pushing for the winner when numpty got himself sent off.

 

Thought the ref did ok (snigger, snigger) and the lino kent on the far side did more in the game than YOU !!!!

 

Hi Wembers

[Guvnor No1]

Wembers have wembley got a scary reputation or something because the referee was shlting himself every time he had to make a call against you i know the area is an absolute shlthole but come on the ref was shocking, and there is no-way you would of beaten us with 11 men, i can state that wembley will no-way challange for the title this year, away from home you lot will lose alot of games but at home you will win alot because refs feel there in a war zone.

yeah we had 3 sent but how you lot had 11 men on at the end is behond believe.

[Teflon]

What were the 3 sent off for Guv ???

 

 

[Krooner]

Oh how I enjoy Guvnor No1's unbiased match reports.

[Park Boy]

Dorking 8 0 2 6 12 23 -11 2

 

Not looking good for the mighty Dorking played 8, bottom of the table with 2 points. It is interesting that Dorking keep saying they have been unlucky. Teams do have bad luck sometimes in games but not for 8 games.

 

Should the fans be calling for the Chairman’s & Managers head?

Surely this can't keep on happening and it looks like 2 teams will at least get relegated if not 4. Should we be saying welcome to CCL 1 Dorking?

I am surprised that with the biggest sponsorship deal in Dorking’s history that they can’t use that money to put a good side together. If this really is the biggest sponsorship deal in their history questions should be asked of where that money has gone, as the players aren’t getting it and nothing has been spent on the ground, did the Chairman have a Caribbean holiday this summer?

 

Went to the Horley game last night and Guildford looked a good side, shows you what you can get from players when you paying them £25 per game.

 

Had a look in to me crystal balls and it looks like the Managers from Guildford could well be on their way to Godalming.

Maybe the Lumms brothers can take over at Guildford.

 

[Krooner]

Hey PB.

 

I would be very surprised if they went to Godalming TBH.

[Park Boy]

Why is that?

Managers go where they can get a good budget for players and Godalming have a good budget, just had a Manager that was not good enough for Step 4.

 

[Krooner]

Just do not think they will go in September when they have started so well with Guildford.

[Park Boy]

These are really good new crystal balls.

They might have started well but is the ground good enough to get promoted to step 4, this is what Managers look at.

[Teflon]

I thought Dorking deserved a point after coming back from 2 down last night.

 

I too would be surprised if the Guildford manager(s) left for Godalming but you never know.

 

One Lunn is enjoying his football and not missing the aggro of managing and one already has a coaching position else where, so cant see them going there, but you never know.

[Krooner]

PB from what I see most of what you see is balls

[Park Boy]

I heard one was at Wanderers but where is the other one then?

 

[Teflon]

Look into your ball PB you tell me !!!

[Park Boy]

Me talking balls, what else have I have said on this forum?

[Park Boy]

My Crystal balls don't go stretch to Banstead so I don't know

[Krooner]

Originally Posted By: Park Boy

Me talking balls, what else have I have said on this forum?

Well you old balls were full of balls.