Forum Infiltration Department

[Guest]

It has recently come to this departments attention that there are several Camel infiltrators currently active on this Forum. It may well be that they are simply attempting to gain asylum over here to escape from the persecutions of supporting such a poor team and having to mix with other ghastly camel supporters and in that rrespect we will have to allow them to 'join up' due to the Human Rights Act.

 

It may however be far more sinsiter and all party members are advised to be diligent and report any sightings of large cumbersome males with green glaring eyes and lolloping humps on their backs to their local Infiltration Department.

 

Intelligence reports indicate that there may be a concerted and increased attempt to come over to the Urchins Forum after Wembley have smashed the bumbling, incompetent fools in their forthcoming league fixture.

 

Arrangements are already in hand we understand for a place in the Middlesex Sunday Park Division to forcibly relegate the camels next year. This would be carried out under the 'Displaced Persons' Act of 1964.

 

Cherie Blair QC has been appointed advising council to the Camels over these Human Rights issues and it is understood that Legal Aid has been granted. (that should also help to fund the new stadium if the committee can find a way of syphoning some of it off which shouldn't be to much of a problem given that they have plenty of experience in that area.)

 

A further report indicates that Carol Caplin and Peter Foster are now running the bar at the tuppaware social club which should give both of them a much needed rest as there's never anyone in there.

 

More up to the minute camel news on the hour.

[Dominic]

My team have currently got some of the suspects under survealane,i cant say too much at the moment but all i can say is BEWARE URCHINS!!!

[Guest]

me an' me sista peggy saw one this mornin but 'e ran orf when i shouted at 'im...'e culdn't run veri quick an' i fink 'e must be one of their strikers...ha ha ha ha...

[Guest]

Come and join us on the Stones mailing list brave lad. 120 subscribers currently, and over 2,300 messages last month. That'll keep you entertained for a while. We'll even give you some tips on how to keep your club alive after the money men have done the off.

[Guest]

you're 'avin' a larf aint ya...we tried that one a while back an' we're still sweepin' up the paperwork...borin an' all..thats why you lot are on 'ere aint it...he he he good luck against wembley by the way...they're lookin good at the moment aint they..!