DG RESIGNS AT HULLBRIDGE

[nikey]

I was told by someone this morning that Darran George has resigned as assistant manager at hullbridge sports last night after training,can anyone involved at hullbridge shed any light on this matter,seems strange as dg has only been there 1 month.

[and1inthetree]

i've got no idea mate.

 

hope that helps.

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: and1inthetree

i've got no idea mate.

hope that helps.

Of course it does old chap.

It just helps to remind us that you're a 'Billy Know Nuffink'!

[onebreast]

well i did see Luke Purcell in town on sunday and he said that he is "helping enrico out at Hullbridge" so read into that what you will

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Ok reading into it as I will, it sounds to me that you went out Sat night with the Concord lads in Brentwood to celebate a good FA cup win. Anyway after a few cheeky beverages in the slug and Lettice, you nipped off to the gents.

 

Half way through relieving yourself at the urinals there was a nice but firm hand clinching you bum cheek and it was a touch you was familiar with, It was luke Purcell. After a brief conversation about football one thing led to another and you was recieving a cack hander in cubicle number 2.

 

Due to the pressure of being in a busy bar and knowing the lads wanted to see their skipper you was unable to climax, so with a sneaky shuffle you escaped through a fire exit and and got a cab back to sunny Southend.

 

After a romantic night of fun and frolics, you decided to spend Sunday monring with a walk along the sea front before Luke caught the number 20 back home. After a longing passionate kiss and a long look into each others eyes, Luke left at which point he turned and said "Buy the way, I am helping Enrico out at Hullbridge" and dissapeared into the exhust fumes of the number twenty.

 

With a tear in your eye you walked home with lasting memorys of a beautiful night and a slight doubt over the future of Hullbridges number 2.

 

Did everyone else draw the same conclusion..?

[Kaiser Jnr]

Absolutely p*ssing myself reading that.

 

Top draw

[and1inthetree]

haha, quality.

 

 

[Jenko]

Quality!

[smallsy]

class rossco

[onebreast]

rossco were you following me ??

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Yes mate, I was gonna steel my boots back..but he made you keep them on..!!

[Silencer]

Originally Posted By: onebreast

rossco were you following me ??

Nah....Rossco was Luke Purcell in disguise!!

[Big_d]

[garymo]

JP KP and now DG. Would the last person to leave Hullbridge please turn off the lights.

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: garymo

JP KP and now DG. Would the last person to leave Hullbridge please turn off the lights.

Assuming that they paid their last electricity bill in the first place!

[garymo]

Hullbridge are a social club the table tennis or cricket or netball will pay the electricity bill.