Quality Headline

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Have to say, "Heartbreak At The Hotel" is a quality headline in our Latest News section!!

 

So, in preparation of our defeat at the hands of Aylesbury on Wednesday, I've come up with a few more...

 

DUCKS HAVE SAINTS ON THE QUACK FOOT

 

COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING DUCK!

 

EVERYONE DUCK! THE GROUNDSMAN HAS A SHOTGUN

 

Any more, anyone??

 

 

[MK James]

 

In the MK. Borough programme years ago they had these 2

 

MK Find Six Appeal In Beds (after a 6-2 win over Bedford Town)

 

and my favourite

 

Borough Stuff Bonny Langford ( after 4-0 win) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

In the best 'Sun' traditions...

 

DUCKS CANARD-LY BELIEVE IT!

 

or

 

MARTIN GIVES DUCKS THE BIRD!

 

 

[Laz]

Knocky would love this!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Haven't seen Knocky on here for a while.

 

 

[Laz]

He was on last week.

[GHA EFM]

DUCK SAKE, CITY LOSE AGAIN

 

ZEAL ADMITS HE COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING DUCK ANYMORE

 

CITY PLAY QUAP AGAIN

 

or perhaps one of the more unlikely headlines...

 

CITY GIVE DUCKS STUFFING

 

CITY OUT OF COLD TURKEY

 

I'm starting to scare myself.

[Northern Monkey]

Comment on after game bar consumption, <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> following heroic defeat

 

CITY, ALES-BURIED.

[CANV EFM]

WEBbo creates a FLAP by sending efm the BILL for the drinks.

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quack lets get out of here, I'm off to see spurs again

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I used to be quite POND of you!

 

All for CZ

[MK James]

 

Tomorrow morning's headline shall be

 

SAINTS WALK ON WATER AS DUCKS PLUMMET NEW DEPTHS.

 

No it probably won't be but I'm hoping your lads do the business tonight.

[GHA EFM]

Zeal sees Quack after suffering through another City match

[HelenC]

Dont think that last one counts now GHa, do you?!

 

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