Plans

[Guest]

Gentlemen

Could you please give me some info on the ground developments planned for the future, I am thinking of a big investment with a Ryman club and would like to have some info

Many thanks

[Guest]

well never mind this lot mate....get your ar*e over to the urchins me ol son... we've nearly done for the duble glazin spiv...an now wees all lookin for new punt...sorry investas now intwe...I'll fly back tummorra an' meet you at the ground...bring the cheque book

[Guest]

Sorry but all this type of grammar confuses me, is that a second team for Slough or another league's team?

I really need a club who play entertaining football and remain a good advertisement for my plans.

In appreciation of your response though.

[Guest]

Please call the ground on

 

01753-01753 554833

[Guest]

ahh...yes indeed...I can see that I shall shortly have another patient for my institution....

[Guest]

copies of the plans can be obtained from the town hall planning department and also from the DHS department in Slough who it is believed have been asked to fund the project by waving all PAYE payments due from the club for the next 15 years, (that wont come to much however as all the wages are paid in cash) anyway, if you are in the fast food business and enjoy indoor bowls you've struck lucky, planning consent is currently being sought for 15 'Deano Burger Emporiums' and the 'Deanos indoor bowling stadium' complete with indoor driving range, indoor horse racing track and indoor boating lake, it is also belived that the planning application extends to a kkk training school at the rear of the site which should, if granted, effectively prevent the al qaeda terrorist assault college from being built on it but dont hold your breath. Sloughs a funny old town with a deep sense of history.

 

All cheques should be made out to Martin Deaners Off Shore Trust Fund and signed on the back. Cash contributions can be sent directly to Steve Browne, the Clubs Hon Treasurer.

[Guest]

not quite what we had in mind thanks, we were thinking more along the lines of retail parks, oh well, i'll ring graham westley, he's quite partial to a ground sale i hear.!

[Guest]

Having made an initial enquiry, I do not think I have been taken seriously

Sorry

[GarySTFC]

If your plans were that serious, you would be in contact with the club directly and not through a public discussion forum surely?

[PJ-STFC]

SW1

This forum frequently has discussions about the future developments at Slough's ground.

So many ideas, suggestions, plans...

...hopes raised...

...hopes dashed...

...and frequently a source of humour for fans of other teams in the division.

 

So, SW1, if your request is truly genuine, and not one of the many entertaining wind-ups we get from our 'friends', please forgive our scepticism.

 

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