A clean one for a change ?

[Big J R]

Not too often do you find a truly clean joke, but here is one that has not one dirty word in it:

 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch:

 

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

 

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the

sapling. The birch says,

 

"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

 

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:

 

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,however, the best piece of ash I have ever had the pleasure to put my pecker in !"