Top 5 Best Things In The Sun

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Top 5 Best Things In The Sun

 

1. Littlejohn

2. Page 3

3. Goals on Monday

4. Striker

5. Bizarre

 

Will Warbury escape relegation? Will Nick Jarvis ever play again??

 

 

[GHA EFM]

1. Sitting on a mate's roof, drinking, listening to Stone Roses

2. Playing Football in Verulamium Park

3. Playing Football in Clarence Park

4. Lying on a beach in the North West of Ireland

5. Watching the Mighty Saints

[Laz]

Quote:

Visit www.sacfc.co.uk for all the latest news on the Saints

Are you being sponsered by Weeeebbbo?

[GHA EFM]

He's relinquishing his contacts with EFM, Laz. If you were here yesterday, you'd know all about this.

[CANV EFM]

1.hydrogen

2.carbon

3.nuclear fisson

4.heat

5.spots

[MK James]

 

Can any other newspaper seriously boast 5 great things??

[GHA EFM]

Newspaper???

[GHA EFM]

The Sunday Times has about 11 supplements. Driving, Sport, Culture, the Funday Times....just one other to complete the 'great 5' set...hmm..

[ESG]

Pacha

space

Club Ku

Amnesia

DC 10

[MK James]

 

But The Sunday Times doesn't have Jackie from Liverpool does it...? It should be compulsory. Nor a gripping soccer cartoon.Or Mystic Meg. The Daily mail's not too bad but it's a bit of a girlie paper innit?

[Chubbhead EFM]

The Daily Mail is cr@p and has anyone noticed the really poor quality of the paper it's printed on?

[SteveP]

I kinda like The Evening Standard, it's not quite as comical as the sun or opinionated as the mail. And you can a win a £270,000 flat too.

 

As for the Sun:

 

Littlejohn - the guy annoys me, sorry

 

Monday Goals - superb

 

Bizzare - awful, I can't be interested in some the stuff on there, I really don't give a **** about Girls Aloud.

 

Striker- not as good as it used to be! Whatever happened to the phrase 'muddy mildred'??

 

Jeremy Clarkson- I hate to admit it, but I like reading his stuff, by all rights I shouldn't.

 

'Sun saved Universe for 15th time', they think they're responsible for every change or good thing that happens in this country and it is too opinionated by a long way.

 

Not that I have an opinion on it!

[Chubbhead EFM]

I remember in 1996 when the whole Oasis American tour went tits up the Sun had a headline saying 'OASIS SPLIT'. A few days later it emerged that they had got it wrong and so came out with the classic headline 'The Sun saves Oasis'. I haven't read the Sun since then actually.

[FleetFanatic]

Hmmmm - best things in The Sun:

 

1) Left nipple

 

2) Right nipple

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The fantasy football as it won me 50 quid last year

 

The sports section on Monday

 

Page 3

 

It's only 20p

[GHA EFM]

That's four, Thornsy.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Does The Sun still do 'page 7 fella'?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Skin Cancer!

[GHA EFM]

Surely that's negative, EFMTFTV?