How you tell the sex of a fly

[AncientBlue]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked.

 

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

 

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

[Cookie]

Very good Harvey & in days gone by it might have been true,HOWEVER in this day & age I think it could be reversable,dont you?

Theres certainly more men sitting on them mobile cans & I would think the women have certainly caught up with the lads as far as the beer can goes.

Still,lets not detract from the hilarity of the joke though eh!

[JeremyJacobs]

How do you tell the sex of a chromosone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: Pull it's genes down

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cookie]

Didn't you mean "scroll down" JJ?

[Hornet]

How do you make a hormone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't pay her!

[BlueGate Alan]

No comment Hornet

[Hornet]

Surely sheep are free eh T.A!! Although the last one I took out "fleeced" me.

 

 

That was one of my worst ones yet!

 

 

 

[BlueGate Alan]

Yep sure was Hornet

 

But great to see humour on here again, lets hope the lads can make us smile on Saturday.

[JeremyJacobs]

A Scouser walks past a prostitute. She says " do you fancy a blow job"?

 

He replies. "will it affect my benefit"?

 

(One of Bernard Manning's)