ESL FRIDAY QUIZ

[smallsy]

1) how hard are you at the thought to the big KO tomorrow? (does not include girls but if any girls wish to tell us how wet they are please do so)

a) flacid

mildly semi'd

c) full semi pointing to the side

d) 100% boner

e) throbbing c0ck

 

2) who do you tip for this seasons surprise package?

 

3) how pissed are you going to get saturday should your team win?

 

4) who will be top of the league saturday night?

 

5) do you have a special celbration planned like milking trenks one tit?

 

6) people killed and people dieing.....where is the love? where is the love?

 

7) who are the biggest jubblies in the league this season?

 

 

[smallsy]

1) e) throbbing [****!!****]

 

2) eton manor

 

3) so pissed my mate has to pull over on the a127 on way home so i puke and sh*t myself at the same time

 

4) romford after they smash beaumont

 

5) i dont score goals, only own goals. if i did score id boss a w@nk on the centre spot

 

6) love is all around me

 

7) enfield 1983 without a doubt. jubbly fans and jubbly players haha hi enfield blade, son of sam etc hi jerry, Eneils and E10 you jubblies xxx

[Kaiser Jnr]

1) I would say I have a throbbing c*ck. Cannot wait to get going.

 

2) Eton Manor apparently?

 

3) Who knows!? Drinking for first time in 3 months, so could be interesting!

 

4) The team who wins and scores the most goals.

 

5) If I score on Saturday I will try and rip Smallsy's mole off.

 

6) Father, Father wont you help us? Seek some guidance from above!

 

7) I dont dislike any of them. Yet!

[MCP]

1) d) 100% boner

 

2) eton manor although not top four

 

3) I'm still recuparating after last weekend ah chelmsford is good

 

4) romford of course

 

5) Im too fat and [****!!****] to play saturdays so i'll answer this for when i play sunday

I scored a hat trick in a training game for my sunday "team" last week and proceded to fall over in shock that i actually shot at the right goal so probably the same again

 

6) Japan

 

7) enfield

[Enfield10]

1) excited but injured so gutted at the same time!

 

2) Clapton they might get through a season without a threat of suspension

 

3)ill be drinking from 3pm messy!

 

4)Enfield

 

5)NO

 

6)ill have to ask my theraphist

 

7)Bowers anyone who has the smallest kent in the world in goal must be jubblies!

[BBFC11]

1) throbbing c0ck

 

2) Eton cos that bloke sadi so

 

3) not very being ell boring this weekend.

 

4) Enfield 1983 FC

 

5) take my shirt off and show the t-shirt saying GAZZA's a KENT

 

6) Can you practice what you preach, And would you turn the other cheek!

 

7) not sure yet i will let you know in due course

[onebreast]

1) semi just bowing to the left , may have to boss a[****!!****] sat morning though as will be bang up for it .

 

2)Stansted cricket club as they will win more games on that pitch than the football team

 

3)win or lose we're on the booze with the smallsy mayhem roadshow

 

4) Romford (Playing beaumont should see their goal difference be high! )

 

5)Ive been perfecting my Nani celebration. If i score a hat trick im gonna do 7 somersaults instead of 6 .

 

6) the love will be present saturday night

 

7)Hullbridge , just to get a bite out of Enrico !!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

1) 100% Boner

 

2)Danny Kemp, Always suprised when he gets his package out

 

3)Drunk enough to tell the bird to do one while I watch match of the day.

 

4)Concord

 

5)Take my kit off and run up the A127 in my pants

 

6)Give me a sign if you want a rewind

 

7)The Refs

[Beachboys]

Respect for the Rossco !

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Cheers Boss, dont want any other [****!!****] at the top of the league....even if it is only after one game..!!

[Beachboys]

Where u playing ?

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Southend Manor mate, we will go ok..plus I get a trip back to the Island boxing day for a buffet and some free drink..!!

[Beachboys]

Ha Ha like it !

 

Have a good season mate !

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Cheers Pal..!!

[smallsy]

lem answers lads well enjoyed reading that. keep them coming.

 

particularly enjoyed onebreasts answers.