July Quote of the Month

[Football Man]

I will go to a Kentish Town game if I want to, when I want to and not when clip Rods, or anybody else, tries to tell me to, thank you very much.

 

By the way, what's the penalty for being guilty of evading a meeting? Is it more serious than the ball and shirt issue?

[Krooner]

I am afraid it is FM

[Wader]

Seriously, this is serious. In fact It couldn't get much more serious than this.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Football Man

By the way, what's the penalty for being guilty of evading a meeting? Is it more serious than the ball and shirt issue?

I assume you are referring to a meeting with me and the Club's hierarchy if you were to grace us with your presence at the Copthall Stadium, I am prepared to lay another bet on here, Gordon Boateng style, that you won't visit us next season, or an away game for that matter, in any way shape or form.

[Krooner]

I hope you are serious Wader.

[Wader]

I'm not having any more bets with you Mystic Cecil, you have the gift. And besides I can't afford to keep crossing your palm with silver.

[Wader]

Kroons, I couldn't be any more serious. And I seriously mean that.

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Krooner

I hope you are serious Wader.

You cannot be serious, Krooner!

[Krooner]

Seriously Wader ?

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

there you are FM.

 

It is indeed Serious.

 

So will you put the past behind you and accept Rhodes' outstretched olive branch.

 

After all you will see a footie game and be royally entertained.

 

 

[Wader]

Yes Kroons. Although I actually don't believe the seriousness of the situation is being taken at all seriously. Not to do so is clearly a serious mistake.

 

I think we can all agree then. This is serious.

[Krooner]

Agreed.

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

So will you put the past behind you and accept Rhodes' outstretched olive branch.

How does FM know that the sap from the branch isn't going to drip on his sleeve when he reaches out to Cecils outreached hand to accept said sap laden Olive branch of peace.
The consequences of getting sticky Olive sap on a fine piece of knitwear could be very serious indeed.

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

I think the olives would have been removed from the branch prior to the outstretching. This normally removes 95% of all known sap.

 

They would be taken and stuffed and laid out on the boardroom table next to the cake that has also been offered.

 

I cant imagine any serious community health and safety divison allowing a fully laden branch to be left dangling in the air on the hope that a nice Arran knitted wooly would come along to soak up spillage.

[HTFCew]

Originally Posted By: Wader

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

So will you put the past behind you and accept Rhodes' outstretched olive branch.

How does FM know that the sap from the branch isn't going to drip on his sleeve when he reaches out to Cecils outreached hand to accept said sap laden Olive branch of peace.
The consequences of getting sticky Olive sap on a fine piece of knitwear could be very serious indeed.

Is he related to Osama?

[Wader]

That's all and well and good. However, in resting his case Cecil scraped the branch of peace along the ground, picking up the previously expunged Olives and sap therewith. A serious consideration is that no orange plastic fencing was erected prior to branch extending, no trial branches were submitted for authorisation, the branch in question had not been inoculated and the peace branch operators licence had expired in June last year.

 

Serious matters one and all.

 

[HTFCew]

Originally Posted By: Wader

That's all and well and good. However, in resting his case Cecil scraped the branch of peace along the ground, picking up the previously expunged Olives and sap therewith, along with other turgid and unidentifiable dust type matter. A serious consideration is that no orange plastic fencing was erected prior to branch extending, no trial branches were submitted for authorisation, the branch in question had not been inoculated and the peace branch operators licence had expired in June last year.

Serious matters one and all.

Had this ground been previously graded by the FA?

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

now you are all just being bl00dy serious.

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: HTFCew

Had this ground been previously graded by the FA?

Sadly Mr Titcombe from The FA failed to carry out a grading inspection when he slipped on some Olive sap by the club entrance and seriously sprained an elbow. By all accounts his Henri Lloyd cardigan was ruined.

[Uncle Urchin]

and that is very serious indeed.....henri lloyd cardies are most expensive...