Joke from Joseba . . .

[AncientBlue]

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

 

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

 

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

 

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand

or sit on the lid.

 

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be

concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

 

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for

the main wash cycle.

 

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front

door.

 

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off

naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

 

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

 

With best wishes,

The Dog

 

And here are the photographs:

 

 

[Cookie]

Very good! ...... Unless you are a cat lover that is!

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: Cookie

Very good! ...... Unless you are a cat lover that is!

I'm a cat lover myself, we had a Persian exactly like the one in the picture, and she had a look just like that when the was feeling arsy. Still made me laugh though! Nice one Joseba.

[I am Spartacus]

Now have I not called Hornet a pussycat in the past.

 

PS nice photo