Anyone for dogging???

[Eastside Urchin]

Just heard from one of my sources that jermaine defoe of england and scum fame has been caught dogging(allegedly)

this will apparantly hit the papers in the next day or so.Has anyone else heard this rumour???

[Greg_Dyke]

how do you get dogging sources ?

[Mr Happy]

I heard that Easty is due up in court for abusing a blue tit.

 

Mind you I also hear that the blue tit didn't feel a thing!

[Hasbeen]

Rob Lee has been arrested in connection with a TDA..........no connection I'm sure

[Kaiser Jnr]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

Just heard from one of my sources that jermaine defoe of england and scum fame has been caught dogging(allegedly)
this will apparantly hit the papers in the next day or so.Has anyone else heard this rumour???

Oh dear...

We better sell him to Arsenal. They need a decent striker now...

[Eastside Urchin]

i would rather have darren bent for 17 million,a striker who has played regularly for his national team.

Darren bent is a legend,he scores against the chiefs and pirates

Defoe doesn't score because he is at wanstead flats watching some big busty black bitch banging Yellow

[YELLOW]

That was a coffee all over desk moment!!

[Mr Happy]

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

Just heard from one of my sources that jermaine defoe of england and scum fame has been caught dogging(allegedly)
this will apparantly hit the papers in the next day or so.Has anyone else heard this rumour???

well I am very impressed, as it's not hit the press yet....so your source must be a very clever guy !

maybe it was in the papers, but got knocked off the front pages by that telephone mast story and news of Hemel Hempstead Towns new signings....

still, it must be in tomorrow's papers...eh !

[Uncle Urchin]

shape up you dyke (note persistent lack of PC etiquette)

 

it will be in one of the sunday tabloids..these fottie stories never make dailies...

[Greg_Dyke]

I'll wait and see.......