The Surrey Advertiser.

[Big J R]

Seen in last weeks edition in the 'For Sale' sectiion.

 

"For Sale. A set of Crystal Balls. Have only used during football close season 2007, so hardly used. Accuracy of predictions cannot be guaranteed. Apply to....."

 

Makes yer fink, dunnit ??

[Park Boy]

I got those stolen and I thought they were lost for ever, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

 

What I will predict even without the Crystal Balls is Dorking to struggle this season.

 

Cove or Wembley to win the league.

 

I take the lease has still not been signed and the eviction is still going to take place, must be really difficult to run a club and know that you will be thrown out in the very near future. I guess the big sponsorship deal that was mentioned about 6 weeks back will help out though. I take it this is still going to happen?

[Krooner]

Big J R is happy to have a good old dig and piss take of everyone as long as it is not aimed at him.

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

i hope you are not going to stir things up again Park Boy.

 

Dorking have had some excellent preseason training under their belt, and have had to whittle forty plus applicants for the squad down to the standard internationaly recognised 23 for pre season.

 

With four(sorry five) home friendlies coming over the next week the players will be in the peak of condition for the first game, no chance of picking up any injuries as the pitch has had a lot of work on it recently.

 

I dont know why other clubs were unable to organise that many home friendlies in a week.

 

"The biggest sponsorship Dorking has ever had" is just around the corner, I think you can trust the board to handle those negotiations in a professional manner as in previous years.

 

And Park boy with your excellent connections in local government you will be only too aware of the situation on the lease, it is there waiting to be signed, once the trivial but distracting side issue of the alleged eviction is put to bed.

 

Now please dont cause any more problems for the club, you have no evidence that the club will struggle this season.

[Lightning McQueen]

TSF i think there may be something wrong with your keyboard as it seems to be coming across very sarcastic.

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

I will have it checked out Lightning, I wouldnt want anyone to misunderstand my intentions.

 

To clarify, I hope the club gets the success it deserves.

However long it may take.

[Rattled07]

Could you get BJR's checked too? I've just overdosed on boredom....again!

 

See you first game of the season McQueeny!

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: Krooner

Big J R is happy to have a good old dig and piss take of everyone as long as it is not aimed at him.

Not true Kroons, me old China.

In my last employment before early retirement as an LGO. (Yes - It with the dreaded MVDC), I was very well known for positioning my head well above the parapet. Usually got results, though.

Friendlies tomorrow ??

Wait and see.

If I were Teffs and the Bookham crowd, I'd check in the wardrobe for the old flippers and snorkel.

Not only is Meadowbank pond being used for fishing this rather damp morming !

[Krooner]

Sorry JR but I have to disagree with you on this one. Still waiting for my apology for the comment that caused me offence too.

[Teflon]

Already got them out !!!!

 

Now apologise to the fat bloke

[Big J R]

PM me !

 

I'm not with it today.

 

By the way.

 

Sattelite link for the golf has been knocked out by storms in the South East.