Late Valentine

[Bate'o]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells

 

her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since

 

Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will

 

G*d get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?"

 

Melissa's father thinks a bit, and then says, "No, I

 

don't think G*d would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

 

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

 

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

 

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could

 

have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that

 

maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And

 

if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love

 

everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell

 

everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

 

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his

 

daughter with newfound pride.

 

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

 

"I know," Melissa says, "and once we get him out in the open, the Marines

 

could blow the sh*t out of him"

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[Wilf]

One of your best, Bate'O!

[matthew oliver]

dat is wicked. my mates are going to love that one.

[TACKLE1000]

You have friends?

[Wilf]

Nice to see you joining in with the Matthew-baiters, Tackle!

 

Yes, I said "Matthew-baiters". Make up your own punchline.

[TACKLE1000]

CLASS! but will Matthew get it?

[FleetFanatic]

He won't be replying.....

[Wilf]

I'm convinced Matthew only posts on here because the writing doesn't have to be joined up.