O/T Something I came across (again)

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How true

 

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

 

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering

approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41

degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"

 

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

 

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

 

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

 

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now,somehow,it's my f**king fault."

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that management reminds me of someone

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Some interesting facts I came across today. Did you know?

 

1) No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

2) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

3) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.(And fly of course)

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in

horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands

together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

apologize.'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,'

the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal

position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence,however,he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender an artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?'

He replied, 'It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like

hell!'