Just took the dog for a walk

[Eastside Urchin]

Over the park when i bumped into little tel,ken and dave h waiting for the hornchurch squad to turn up training.

Little tel looked nice as usual in a striking blue number with a lovely hint of white on the trousers.

Then the squad turned up looking in tip top condition,gaffer looking relaxed.

I left them running round the park as i was starting to feel a little tired watching all that exercise.

Anyway 1 week till pre season starts and the boys are looking good,new signings and all.

Got a good feeling about this season,reckon its a league and F.A cup double.

[coupwotcoup]

How the fvck can they look in tip top condition before pre-season training has started? You are total fvking mug and a serious ADS sufferer......

PS: See you next Friday jug ears..

[Eastside Urchin]

the fact they look in tip top condition is worrying for the rest of our league you yid looking bender

[coupwotcoup]

How do you know that the other 21 sides' players aren't in tip-top condition? Jog on mug...

[Eastside Urchin]

checked with all the other clubs and their players are weeks off from tip top!!

[Dangler]

Did anyone see the Romford plea for more fans on page 4 of this week’s Yellow Advertiser ?

 

 

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Was it in the lost and found section?

[MCP]

Originally Posted By: Dangler O45Crew

Did anyone see the Romford plea for more fans on page 4 of this week’s Yellow Advertiser ?

No what did it say

[Eastside Urchin]

can we have some more fans please.

Also the back page was a shocking attempt at humour from the knob that wrote the article

romford to play at the bridge next season,well at least in the F.A.Youth cup.

 

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Now, who at Rumturd knows how to write a newspaper article?

[MCP]

Well it certainly wasn't me i struggle writing two lines on here

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Really? Then who else could it have been?

[Bridge]

Oi Gooner,

 

You haven't got a Dog!!!!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

I think he meant he was dogging!

[Greg_Dyke]

I went for a tramp in the woods t'other day...