Bad Legg

[Bad_Egg]

 

alrite chaps ive gone and done my hip again after gettin it replaced. my idiot doc reckons its a groin strain. anywon of u clued up fellas got any remedys?

[Bitch]

I'll take a look but i can't make any promises

[Bad_Egg]

 

that hurts in more ways than one

[Bitch]

Looking from here Eggy, i'd say it's best you make no sudden movements. Relax a little, take a nice hot bath and see if everything feels better with some gentle stretching excercises

[Bad_Egg]

 

thanx luv your an angel. all i get from mrs egg is a 'why dont u f**k off to the pub like u normally do'.

 

 

[Bitch]

She doesn't understand you Eggy I'll start you on a course of treatment that will be heavenly Then i'll race you for a medicinal in the pub!

[Big J R]

I can't wait for the prognosis !

[Little Miss Urchin]

If you've reinjured your hip after an op, either the NHS didn't do a good enough job or you got a little too carried away with your new joint.

 

Did you do your physio like a good boy?

 

Bitch is right though, you need to rest it. You'll probably also need to strengthen the muscle up around it but I'll let Bitchy-boos sort that out for you...

[Bad_Egg]

 

well they told me bout the physio but to be honest im so busy on union dutys. no chance of gettin too carried away im in my fiftys those days have long gone moors the pity.

 

 

[Greg_Dyke]

Is this about Andy Legg, he was a dirty player...or is it about the late great Dr Legg...

 

what a guy, he did wonders for Dot and Pauline, but just couldn't help Arthur in the end....

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Is this about Andy Legg, he was a dirty player...or is it about the late great Dr Legg...

what a guy, he did wonders for Dot and Pauline, but just couldn't help Arthur in the end....

I didn't know Arthur's end needed any help ?

[Greg_Dyke]

Arthur famously couldnt get his end up...so pauline went looking elsewhere...

 

[Big J R]

So that could be Ponders End, then ?

 

(see other thread re: supper !)

[Greg_Dyke]

or Winchmore Hill.....

[Bad_Egg]

 

i dont geddit

[Greg_Dyke]

I'm only pulling your Legg mate

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

Arthur famously couldnt get his end up...so pauline went looking elsewhere...

So did he, with Michael Aspel's missus!!!

[Greg_Dyke]

oh yeah, only cos he was flush with the Christmas Club money !

[Big J R]

I'd have given Sharron Watts one !

[Eastside Urchin]

Dr legg was a gooner