The Rhodes bitch against Haringey Borough thread

[Pagey]

We digress

 

Lets look at the facts

 

1 missing ball

1 missing shirt

 

Fecking loads of posts about it

 

NOTHING HAS HAPPENED !!!!!!!

 

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

and I cant find any CCTV cameras on Haringey/gay High street

There's a gay High Street in Haringey? No wonder clip Rods is always in the area! Internet cafes, seedy libraries, worshiping a middle-aged former international footballer...it all begins to make sense now.

[NeutralFan]

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: The Pagester

1 missing ball
1 missing shirt
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!!

That's right, I think that is an admission of guilt don't you and the shirt and ball have pride of place in 'Sugar's' snooker room in afluent Nazeing. If they are not then he or 3praise should come on now to deny it.

[PB!]

As Rhodes would say Dykey, I rest my case about the red socks!!!!

 

Luckily enough ball and shirt just about fitted in said case as I smuggled it out of Haringeys Camp High Street!!!

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/MatchPhotosDetail/0,,10421~944350,00.html


or is that port vale ?

got me, the old spare socks in case the oppo have black in their socks socks

[Big J R]

I think I've just spotted the missing ball in NF's avatar !

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

didnt spot the pink shirt bjr!?

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

dykey

"got me, the old spare socks in case the oppo have black in their socks socks"

http://www.brentfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/MatchPhotosDetail/0,,10421~1018054,00.html

 

 

 

 

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

Back to the crime of the century, two houses and three football grounds have been raided by the met (or some policemen)

 

the football grounds have been named, has anyone seen mention of the two homes that have been visited?

 

Rhodes towers didnt need visiting as the higher echelons of the policing authorities are regular visitors there purely on a social basis of course.

 

My home is my castle, so Im in the clear.

 

sugarellis mugabe bates remains quiet , and 3praise has smuggled a blackberry ( is that right?) into his cell to protest his innocence.

 

the gay guy from the high street paulb mentioned cannot be traced.

 

I think we know whodunnit....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sharming Paula]

Thats a bit like Cluedo !!

Does 3praise like fruit then???

[PB!]

It was the Butler!!!!!!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

the haringey gay guy was the butler paulb? thats all a bit daily mail lady Di? What did you do with the pink shirt by the way?

 

(surely you are not the same fella...)

[PB!]

Pink shirt was then sold to a strange guy at Griffin Park, spent a lot of his time on his knees in front a Nigerian Fella??? He wanted it as it suited his eyes and he would also be passing it on to his forum hareem??

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

you know Greg wasnt there that famous night, he was at a pub quiz. Specialist subject "socks worn by my favourite club"

 

I dont think Ill be calling you as a witness at what will be the trial of the millenium, paulb , even if you may have been someones rock.

 

 

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

hi paula! do you ever watch soccer am? I had no idea what rhodes was on about tim lovejoy style and all that!

 

I am either eating eggs bacon beans or slurping the first pint of guinness when its on.

 

Rhodes of course is a finer human being than that, probably watching it whilst emailing NW17s largest firms for some sponsorship.

[Sharming Paula]

Hi Spurs fan. I'm afraid I dont watch Soccer am so aint got a clue what he was talking about. I'm probably running the dogs or on my way for pre match drinks. What time is it on??

 

Glad I aint in the same room as you - beans and guinness?? Do you have a kite???

 

Rhodes is quite partial to the TV I think - I prefer my music!!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

Paula ,

its on just as i crawl out the cafe and pull myself up to the bar, Ive only seen it without the sound on.

 

at the risk of spoiling rhodes gag or indeed making myself look a doughnut, some tasty young bird ( the soccerette) minces up and down a catwalk with Tim Lovejoy ( a tv Chelski celebrity)

I quite enjoy that bit apart from lovejoy.(another made up name?)

 

 

Geezer down the pub told me, he interviews her miss world style , Have you a boyfriend ?

Yes she purrs, "It wont last" he says with a Sid James grin and the invited audience guffaws.

 

I can confirm the show is the same each week and is probably best viewed as a silent movie.

 

 

[Sharming Paula]

Thanks for that Spurs Fan. I must remember to keep travelling to them away matches or take the dogs to the park lol

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

id have mentioned it earlier but its hard to tell who is on a wind up and who is a bit genuinely peeved.

 

Is like watching someone take legs off insects sometimes!