marriage????

[johnnojudo]

Well lads, Johnno gets married on Saturday so I just thought i'd see if anyone on here had any tips on a long succesful marriage.

 

Anyone on here married or even divorced???

 

 

[Ex EL_Gaffer]

Oh dear, another one bites the dust! Hope you didn't enjoy playing football too much johnno, get your shopping trolley out!!

 

Seriously though, hope it all goes well, have a great day

[Teflon]

I wish you all the best Johnno, enjoy the day as it gose sooo quickly.

 

My wife tells me i'm happily married

 

Always pretend to listen, remember to nod in the right places, always talk and dont bottle thing up.

 

Never ever make derogitory comments about here family unless she makes them then only agree with "well sometimes" or not as harsh.

 

Never take marriage lightly, always be committed, honest and loyal.

 

 

Good luck for the future, hope to see you next season

 

 

 

 

[PB!]

Married for 2 years here Johno.

 

All the best mate enjoy the day.

[johnnojudo]

Cheers mate.

 

With the crap weather last season and all the matches called off i spent most of the season shopping anyway!!

 

The way i look at it.... if she's not happy with it then she can always divorce me!!!.... and that takes years..... and as i've only got a few seasons left in me it'll probably be worth it.

 

She thinks that as soon as my flagging football career finishes then thats it for Saturdays.

I dont think so !

I will revive my darts career during the week and then bring my cricket back. Lovely... job done!!

[Teflon]

Nothin wrong with planning for the future Johnno

[Gussy]

Marriage is for MUGS ... only joking JJ have a great day and i wish you and your wife to be many years of happiness ... think i'm gonna cry that's the deepest thing i've ever posted lol

 

 

[GJ-again]

Have a lovely day on Saturday.

 

The only advice I can give you is never go to bed on an argument.

 

 

Enjoy

[coupwotcoup]

Oh pass the sick bag Gawjus...

Ha ha...30 years for me this September.. (apart from a short mid-wife crisis).

Two kids and hard as it may seem, we still say 'I love you' to each other...

Now that is even deeper Wembers!!

[GJ-again]

Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup

Oh pass the sick bag Gawjus...
Ha ha...30 years for me this September.. (apart from a short mid-wife crisis).
Two kids and hard as it may seem, we still say 'I love you' to each other...
Now that is even deeper Wembers!!

Get stuffed CoupyCoup. Your wife obviously feels sorry for you.

[coupwotcoup]

Ha ha... you know you love me too!!

[GJ-again]

Ha, ha. Me thinks not.

 

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: GawJus

Have a lovely day on Saturday.

The only advice I can give you is never go to bed on an argument.


Enjoy

Exactly, a bed is FAR more comfortable.

37 years for me and 'Er Indoors next January, and still got one Grand-Daughter proud to be wearing the DFC green and white hoops. (Sorry Kroons - Couldn't resist it !)

[Maldini66]

Good luck Johno

Seven years for me seems like a fecking lifetime

Only kidding have a long and happy marriage

[Krooner]

10 years for me JJ. Have a great day tomorrow and when you do revive your flagging cricket career give me a shout first.....

[nut250]

2 years for me

have a great day

 

just agree with her its easier

[johnnojudo]

Thanks fellas for all the advice. It seems that most of you on here are pros at the marriage thing. So i have nothing to worry about.

 

If i do go back to my cricket then i'll probably go back to Cove anyway.