Lemming Airways Announce...

[Uncle Urchin]

the departure of flight 200607 from the cuckoo terminal..

 

passengers are advised to await the arrival of the urchin stewardesses before launching themselves into the abyss...

[Bitch]

Let 'em jump!

 

Can i be a stewardess for the day Uncie? Please???

[Uncle Urchin]

you are recruited....flights are twice daily from rumatoid central and barkingside international...all passengers shall be allowed to hurl themselves from the flight at 30,000 ft...

[Bitch]

Can i request you don't let HB be the baggage handler? I haven't got over the bruises from last time!

 

UM can be onboard announcer

[Uncle Urchin]

this is your captain speaking..would all passengers please release their seat belts and ignore the non smoking signs...we are approaching the abyss at 20,000 feet and an orderly queue should form by the central and rear escape hatches...

 

 

[Bitch]

Where's that baggage handler? I've just found a groteque piece of baggage that needs wheeling straight into the abyss....

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Is it blue and gold?

[Bitch]

I can no longer tell Westie. I don't want to get too close as it's letting off a bit of a smell. What ever was in it has now shrivelled and deserves the abyss

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

That'll be coup!

[Serious Sid]

Cuckoo

[Bitch]

Cruel Westie, cruel

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

He's one of the few that can take it as it really is... messing around.

[Bitch]

Really? You mean others have no sense of humour about a nice friendly bit of banter and actually resort to personal abuse?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

bundle!

[Bitch]

Nice one Annie

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Westie

He's one of the few that can take it as it really is... messing around.

yes I will give scoupy credit where its due...he mostly takes it in his stride for what it is...bollox and banter...(although he did spit his dummy out a while back over the unc is 16 different people affair

[Serious Sid]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

Originally Posted By: Westie

He's one of the few that can take it as it really is... messing around.

yes I will give scoupy credit where its due...he mostly takes it in his stride for what it is...bollox and banter...(although he did spit his dummy out a while back over the unc is 16 different people affair

The other day they insinuated that I was someone called "Standard 2" - and of course last year I was "Unc"

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

I was so convinced by all of that Sidders, for a while back there I thought you were me!!!

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Serious Sid

The other day they insinuated that I was someone called "Standard 2"

I was always gobsmacked that they never sussed standard 2 out as we all knew who it was...zody convinced them it was me and took them off the trail...

[Serious Sid]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

Originally Posted By: Serious Sid

The other day they insinuated that I was someone called "Standard 2"

I was always gobsmacked that they never sussed standard 2 out as we all knew who it was...zody convinced them it was me and took them off the trail...

Make that "almost all of us"