Pre-season Friendly

[Rhodes]

Football Man - What game did you go to yesterday or do you want me to tell you, I assume you have gone to St Albans today to watch their game with a Celebrity XI, Paulb said he was playing in it, and you will be at Cheshunt v Enfield Town on Tuesday.

[Wader]

I sense the acorns of a biography in the making.

[Rhodes]

Folks - I have taken the liberty of detailing the forthcoming friendly fixtures involving SSML Club's from today's non league paper:

Tuesday 24 July

Biggleswade United v St Ives Town

Brimsdown Rovers v Harlow Town

Chinnor v Tring Corinthians

Hertford Town v Bishop's Stortford (Herts Charity Cup)

Holmer Green v Leighton Town

Royston Town v Hadley - (Herts Charity Shield)

Ruislip Manor v Rayners Lane

Stotfold v Boreham Wood

Welwyn Garden City v Wingate and Finchley

Wednesday 25 July

North Greenford v Beaconsfield SYCOB

Thursday 26 July

Hertford Town v Enfield Town

Saturday 28 July

Bicester Town v Aylesbury Vale

Biggleswade United v Kentish Town (not in non league)

Buckingham Athletic v Ardley United

Burham v Chalfont St Peter

Langford v Ware

Takeley v Cockfosters

Witney United v Welwyn Garden City

Tuesday 31 July

Aylesbury Vale v Chinnor

Haringey Borough v Averley

Hertford Town v Bedford Town

Holmer Green v Berkamsted

Potton United v Broxbourne Borough

Royston Town v Ware

Wednesday 1 August

Beaconsfield SYCOB v Holyport

Brimsdown Rovers v Thurrock

Saturday 4 August

Aylesbury Vale v Leighton Town

Chalfont St Peter v Wootton BC

Ipswich Wanderers v Brimsdown Rovers

Marlow v Beaconsfield SYCOB

 

[Sharming Paula]

I couldn't get a non league today None delivered to my local, none in Tesco's or Morrisons

What is the world coming too

[Bionic II]

Not much in it Paula

[Sharming Paula]

Originally Posted By: Bionic II

Not much in it Paula

You mean there wasn't a piccie of me in it???

[Rhodes]

Paula - Do you want me to post you mine as I've read it, PM me your home address. There was a small report on the Canvey v Southend game that read as follows:

Southend came to Park Lane in dominant mood on Friday night, scoring six goals in an impressive performance. After a goaless period the Blues opened the scoring when Gary Hooper tapped in from close range. Matt Harrold was then fouled in the box and got up to convert the penalty. Southend continued to put pressure on the Canvey back line in the second half. Young Belgian midfielder Franck Moussa hit home the third with Lee Bradbury pouncing to score the fourth. Canvey then had a spell where they played with more attacking flair. Ian Luck raced clear of the Southend defence to slot past Darryl Flahvan. However Southend were to have the last word with Billy Paynter scoring a close range volley and Lee Bradbury getting his second to complete the scoring. Canvey will feel there were enough positives to be taken out of their first pre-season match. As for Southend their third Ryman One North scalp in a week will need to be backed up in the upcoming fixture with West Ham United.

[Sharming Paula]

Thanks Rhodes but I should be able to get my hands on one later (a non-league paper)

[Horace]

For Pete's sake, don't tell him where you live!

[Rhodes]

Paula lives in Benfleet, if I wanted to I could easily walk the streets to find her car parked outside her bungalow as it's only a small town, I made a mental note of the registration number yesterday.

[Sharming Paula]

Who's Pete?

 

 

 

[cantos]

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Paula

Who's Pete?

It's Sunday - I was being polite and didn't put "F*ck's sake"

[Sharming Paula]

Oh I see

Thanks for explaining that to me luv

[Football Man]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Paula lives in Benfleet, if I wanted to I could easily walk the streets to find her car parked outside her bungalow as it's only a small town, I made a mental note of the registration number yesterday.

Do your close Police buddies know of this "hobby" of yours, clip Rods?

[Rhodes]

What hobby

[Sharming Paula]

Glad you know my registration coz I don't lol.

Don't try to get a police check on it for my address as you will find it is blocked for security reasons

 

[Sharming Paula]

Rhodes, how's the lad??

 

I also need to know if you got ya cockles and winkles

[shyboy]

paula you said no non league delivered to your local. is it the done thing where you live for papers to be delivered to the pub?

[Sharming Paula]

Why of course lol.

I did mean my local nesagents. I was obviously thinking about my afternoon bevvy when I posted that lol