This is unfair

[eufckev]

We get this:

 

 

 

And Morecambe get this:

 

 

We get two middle-aged blokes holding the shirts, Morecambe get two young, fit, sexy birds posing in their new kit.

 

Please, can something be done, I'm not happy.

 

 

[Stu M]

Kev, did you miss the other press conference afterwards? FHM Stunners of the Year 2007 pose with Fleet kits?

 

Five quid a photo, mate...

[bsmith]

Ah really? Now I know I should have stayed longer

[eufckev]

Oh no!

 

Damn!

 

[DA11]

Could have been worse Kev. Jason could have taken his trousers off and modelled the shirt himself.

 

Is it me or has the bird in the white shirt got no t*ts and a huge rib cage. Although if I was to mark em out of ten I'd give em one.

[Hirsty]

Kev,

 

If I recall correctly, you used to sell programmes at the ground ? If so, then I use the phrase "used to" in good faith as referring to the Chairman as a "middle aged bloke" is asking for trouble !!

 

You're fired !

 

Cheers,

 

[eufckev]

Originally Posted By: Hirsty

Kev,

If I recall correctly, you used to sell programmes at the ground ? If so, then I use the phrase "used to" in good faith as referring to the Chairman as a "middle aged bloke" is asking for trouble !!

You're fired !

Cheers,

Shhh!
Thanks for that, Sir Alan Sugar!

[Harry J Allstars]

Yes Kev you're right, I'd much rather have "Jiang Print".

 

I like the one in red though, and no Hirsty I don't mean Jason.

[eufckev]

Originally Posted By: DA11

Could have been worse Kev. Jason could have taken his trousers off and modelled the shirt himself.

Is it me or has the bird in the white shirt got no t*ts and a huge rib cage. Although if I was to mark em out of ten I'd give em one.

What goes through your head?

Hmm, yeh im sure she has got t*ts.

Was that put as: 'if I was to mark em out of ten....I'd give em 'one' or just a cr@p one out of ten.

[DA11]

Originally Posted By: Harry J Allstars

Yes Kev you're right, I'd much rather have "Jiang Print".

I like the one in red though, and no Hirsty I don't mean Jason.

Harry come on mate. You see the gap in the front of her teeth. Looks like a tic tac. She looks like Sea Biscuit. Note to myself...don't bring my ugly cousin down to the ground when H is there......

[eufckev]

Originally Posted By: Harry J Allstars

Yes Kev you're right, I'd much rather have "Jiang Print".

I like the one in red though, and no Hirsty I don't mean Jason.

People are so picky these days, I like them both the girls that is!!

Morecambe away, FA Cup 1st Round please, if we get there!

[Harry J Allstars]

I truly hope this thread doesn't go further down the road of sleaze.

 

Morecambe away in the FA Cup? Pah, Leeds United please.

[eufckev]

Originally Posted By: Harry J Allstars

I truly hope this thread doesn't go further down the road of sleaze.

Morecambe away in the FA Cup? Pah, Leeds United please.

Oh yeh, forgot about Leeds United being down in League One. Yeh, I'd go for that. There are fit birds in Northwich anyway

[DA11]

Can someone get Kev a wet towel to cool him down please.

 

[eufckev]

I'm calm, I can wait.

Sorry, I've been having a few Strongbows tonight so I'm in one of them moods.

 

 

[Gordon T]

what, pissed?

[eufckev]

Nah, not yet!

 

Shouldn't really, got work tomorrow.

[Gordon T]

naha do it, worry about work tomorrow. After you have had a few more you def wont care about work till you wake up hungover and late. Its all good

[eufckev]

Stuff it, I'm off to the fridge to get another can!

 

Thanks for advice Gordon.

[Slartibartfast]

Is the lady in red (no jokes please) the girl in whites mum?